I AM SO EXCITED I COULD PUKE!!!

Next month I am meeting the most famous dude you could ever imagine, and I'm thrilled to the gills!!!

Wanna guess who? 

 Charlie Sheen? 

No, better than him!

Monty Python?

How many times do I have to tell you that Monty Python is not............alive anymore!

Freddy Mercury?

Freddy Mercury was the name of a band, not a real dude, dude!

Okay, think of someone who invented a popular game, and appeared on the Today Show!

Monty Hall?

NO! This guy actually met Carl Bernstein!

Bob Woodford?

Woodward, Woodward, and NO not him!!!

Have you ever heard of "99 Beers Off The Wall?"

Sure...♫

If you start singing I'll kill you dead!

Uh, I, well...

Nevermind!!! It's the Great  Marty Wombacher you ignorant son-of- bitch!!!!

Wow! Oh, man! He was the one who invented that super easy trivia game! I love him!

I thought I TOLD you he invented a game.

Yeah, but you didn't tell me it was THE game!

The only game I've ever won!!

ANYWAY, don't tell Marty I put this in my blog because he probably wants to keep this hush, hush, due to the paparazzi that follows him 24/7.

May I go with you?

HA! You must have a death wish, my man!

Can you drag yourself to 25 maggot infested bars in one night?

Well, I think...

Can you drink 27 bottles of Budweiser in a row without calling your mommy?

That would....

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight"...No, wait, I think Jack Nicholson said that in a Batman movie!

     Ever Dance With The Devil In The Pale Moonlight

When you come back to me as a real man, with gold in your hand, I might consider dragging you along, but right now, "You can't handle the truth!"

NO! You are not yet able to walk with this icon pictured below!!!!!!

Now, for all you cats that think you'll find out where we gonna be , and try to mussle in on our  drinkin' jubilee, you best not mess wit Marty and Me!!