MY DREAMS ARE SO WEIRD

I have WeiRd DYSFUnctIoNal Dreams, and I want to share them with you, so you can tell me if I'm normal, or Bloomington-Normal.

Welcome To Bloomington-Normal!

This is a pretty cool video, but I read the back of my cereal box.

I never dream in color, do you? 

My dreams take place at night, or at least they are not very bright

  Like me!!

The faces are never clear, kind of blurry, and one person can change into another person while I'm talking to him/her.

I have a re-occuring dream where I own a big mansion on a beautiful lake, that has a secret tunnel that leads to a humongous mausoleum with giant Sphinx-like statues, that leads to an abandoned shopping mall. (You can't make this stuff up)

I can levitate myself off the ground and fly at will, why I keep dive bombing Will, I don't know!

I am back at Caterpillar, or Lukehart's Vending Company, or some other place that fired me, or I quit, and I can't keep up, or find my way around, and everyone thinks I'm a dud.

I come out of work, or the abandoned shopping mall, or mausoleum, and never can find my car, and if I do find my car, it turns into a motor scooter, or bicycle.

Young sexy women are willing to make "hoochiecoo" with me.

HA Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha (breathe) Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

Relatives that have died are alive again, but I never remember they died many years ago. 

I can still run fast, even faster than a car.

I never have any money, just like when I'm awake.

I meet famous people from time to time, like Richie Havens, Rush Limbaugh, and Marty Wombacher.

Okay, Doc, Am I normal, or Bloomington Normal? 

Do my dreams sound out of the ordinary?

Do you have similar dreams?

(Yawn) I need to hit the hay, get some shut eye, and go beddy bye!

I am sore afraid!!!