WHAZZUP WEDNESDAYS

On "Whazzup Wednesdays," I get to ask the questions, and you provide the answers in the comment box, or in your vivid imaginations.
All of your answers will be placed into a large mayonnaise jar and kept in my refrigerator until May 14th, 2043, when a beautiful Norwegian woman will retrieve the mayonnaise  jar and read your answers to the entire universe, which will solve all the problems that have plagued all beings forever!

So, I'm sure you understand how important it is for you to make a valiant effort to answer as many questions as you can, because the fate of the entire universe depends on it!

Yes, you can help make this happen if you care to participate!

Here come da questions!!

Flying saucers:

1. Are real.

2. Do not exist.

3. Are a big nuisance.

4. by Whogoose Da Waitress.

Who is secretly immortal, and will reign as Supreme Leader Of The Universe to the delight of all creatures great and small?

1. Sara-Marie Ulsand Stiksrud

2. Marty Wombacher

3. The Geico Gecko

Don't laugh! 

This is not a joke, people!

Saving the universe is real seriou...now, what did I do with my pop tart?

What band is really, really, really GOOD?

1. Muse

2.  The Monkey Farts

3.Great Balls Afire Quintet

4. The band that backs up Barry Manilow.

Norway has a:

1. President

2. Queen

3. Emperor

4. King

5. Puff The Magic Dragon.

True or False: The writer of this blog is totally obsessed with Sara-Marie Ulsand Stiksrud (a talented, beautiful, singer/songwriter from Norway, see video above), but he is not going to keep bugging her every day because he has self control, and a clear sense of every individual's personal space, and privacy.

                   Sara-Marie Ulsand Stiksrud

I truly believe the writer of this blog is an absolute genius because:

1. He knows what's in the deepest part of my soul.

2. He crafts his words and thoughtful sentences better than Shakespeare.

3. What the hell you talkin' about, the writer of this blog is a total moron!

                      Look, mom! No cavities!!                 

What is the true meaning of life?

1. Beer

2. Worshiping Sara-Marie Ulsand Stiksrud

3. There's a meaning?
4. Q Tips

Simple math question:

What's 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1=

Essay question:  What kind of a noise annoys an oyster? (No more than 2 words)

TIMES UP!

IN CONCLUSION:

I will be long, long dead on May 14th 2043 (coincidentally, my birthday) when the gorgeous Sara-Marie Ulsand Sticksrud pulls  your answers from the mayonnaise jar, and reads them to all the inhabitants of the universe that include weird creatures from distant worlds, including, but not limited to, Bed, Bath, and Beyond!

I know what you're thinking...how will our stupid answers to your dumb questions save the universe, hmm?

It will not be your answers that will actually save the universe, it will be that space aliens, and humans alike, will all be captivated by the "hot" Norwegian girl reading the nonsensical drivel, and simply because she's so adorable, love and peace will abound forever, and ever more!!!

BURMA SHAVE

Disclaimer: The brilliant and sophisticated writer of this blog is only using hyperbole to enhance the entertainment value of this piece.

Any misinterpretation of his feelings, infatuation, or obsession with Sara-Marie Ulsand Stiksrud is understandable, but must be taken with a grain of salt, and a margarita!!