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                     You mugs can't keep me in dis joint, I'll lick my way outta here!              

I'm not sure if I'll ever find a Saturday more surreal than this one!!

First of all, today is my favorite holiday; Groundhog day! 

Why is it my favorite holiday?

Because it is so WEIRD, brudder!

Extremely WEIRD...

First of all, today is my favorite holiday; Groundhog day! 

Why is it my favorite holiday?

Because it is so WEIRD, brudder!

Extremely WEIRD...

First of all, today is my favorite holiday; Groundhog day! 

Why is it my favorite holiday?

Because it is so WEIRD, brudder!

Extremely WEIRD...

Yeah, sure..this is perfectly normal..Okaaaay!!  

The poor, pathetic looking Groundhog is pulled out of his home to face a bunch of seriously crazy people, dressed in strange outfits, to force him to forecast the weather?

Come on! What holiday is stranger than that?

I love things that absolutely make no sense!

In the past I've made groundhog cakes out of Hostess Cupcakes (cry, sniff, I guess that won't happen anymore), given gifts of little stuffed animal groundhogs, and I even wrote a Groundhog Day Song! (All true!)

Here is another reason today is soooo surreal.

Greg and Dan played my new "Jamaican" theme song I wrote for The Greg And Dan Radio Show!

I wrote their Funsday Wednesday Jingle that they play on A.D.D. Wednesdays, and NOW they played my new Jamaican theme song on Friday, which along with Groundhog Day, is making things on Surreal Saturday, righteously, and super abundantly... 

SURREALSURREALSURREALSURREALSURREALSURREAL

The beer helps, too!

Now, how did that song go? 

Groundhog Day Song 

by

                             Danny Maness                         

                                 Sung to the tune of the famous Beatles classic, "Yesterday."                       

Groundhog Day,

All my troubles seemed so far away,

Now they're  grabbing me just like they're gay,

Oh, how I hate this Groundhog Day.

Suddenly, I'm not cozy like I used to be,

They pulled me out, and they molested me,

On Groundhog Day they fondled me,

Why'd it have to snow, 

I don't know, I froze my tail,

Did I do something wrong, 

Are they taking me to jail..ale, ale ale,

Groundhog Day,

All my troubles seemed so far away,

Now they're  grabbing me just like they're gay,

Oh, how I hate this Groundhog Day.

Doo Doo, Doo Doo, Doo on them!