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Surreal Saturdays are designed to remind us that everything that we believe is real, is most likely SURreal, and the other way around.

Take a look at our universe, go ahead, I'll wait until you're done.

Ha! Don't you get the joke?

How ya ever gonna see the entire universe when galaxies are billions of light years away from each other, and we are, like, a billion light years away from the nearest galaxy?!!

http://www.atlasoftheuniverse.com/stardist.htm

I know this! I watch the H2 channel!

So, when you think about it, the universe is way more surreal than real. Plus, it's COLORS are super surreal, and that's impotent! (Like I've been since my operation)

Now class, how many think Robin Williams is real?

Anybody? Anybody?

Well, of course we don't! We view him as surreal, and maybe from another planet.

However, he has to be real, because he was on TMZ!

http://www.tmz.com/2008/02/26/robin-williams-a-family-affair/

Let's look at another example, children.

We all believe Zombies are real, right? If they weren't real, there wouldn't be so many TV shows and movies about them, correct?

In addition, we wouldn't be storing up guns, ammunition, bombs, Zombie repellent, and stuff like that for the zombie apocalypse, would we?

Well, here's a clue for you. 

Zombies are way more surreal than they are real!

Use your common sense, man! 

Have you ever walked into a White Castle hamburger joint, and see a bunch of Zombies in there?

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Beware-Of-White-Castle-Zombies/263229023716440

Okay, bad example.

How about a rock festival? Uh, that's even worse.

Family reunion?  Class reunion?

Family reunion? 

 Class reunion?
 Class reunion?
Class reunion?       Starbucks?

Class reunion?Family reunion?  Starbucks? 

Well, maybe I was wrong about zombies not being real, but how about Lady Gaga...