THOUGHTFUL THURSDAYS

I always write Thoughtful Thursdays in soft, non-threatening colors to illustrate the way I  want us to feel on this day of contemplative meditation, and total self awareness.

I invite you to close your tired eyes, (never mind, you won't be able to read this if you close your eyes) I mean, imagine your eyes are closed.

Now, take a long deep breath..in with the good air, out with the bad...in with the good air, out with the bad...Ahhhhhh!

Didn't that feel awesome?

What do you mean, no?

Without your total submission and cooperation this ain't gonna work, Bosko!

Why not try lying down?

Maybe that's the probleemo. 

Take off those shoes, lie down and relaaaax, relaaaaaaaax, relaaaaaaaaaaaaax....

Now, think of the most wonderful places you've ever been, and the happiest times of your life!

You've never been to any wonderful places? Not even Disney World?

Well then, what about happy times? 

I don't think the time the dogs ate your brother was happy.

He was that ornery, huh?

I know...  let your favorite music fill your imagination of the mind, and virtually float away on the wings of the melody of your heart.

You only like "grunge," huh? Well, that ain't gonna help!

You know, you're REALLY starting to tick me off! 

I'm trying to do a traditional "Thoughtful Thursdays" and you're blowing my gig! 

You are supposed to be calm, serene, tranquil, at peace, and you are being an obsinate, stubborn little...

Uh, I mean, umm, I can, uh, truly feel your pain, and, uh, realize you must have many issues to deal with that prevents you from trusting others, correct?

I'm afraid that making obscene gestures, and saying that about my mama will put a real damper on our communication efforts!

Where do you want me to stick my blog?!!

That does it, you big jerk! I've been tryin' to help your sorry butt, and you refuse to let me!!

Well, go ahead and be a mean, unthankful bully for the rest of your life....Grandma!!!