WHAZZUP WEDNESDAYS

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As you may already know, Whazzup Wednesdays is when I ask the questions and U provide the answers.

Answers?  That can't be right!

Shouldn't it be ansers? 

Why the W in that worm?

I think I'll start saying it the way it's spelled, and see how people react.

Anyway, in just a few nano seconds the questions will begin in earnest. I would have rather had the questions begin in tom, but he wasn't available.

Question 1: Take your right hand and put it on top of your head, (come on, do it, this is interactive blogging) and pat your head to the beat of Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean" song. This is important, go ahead! I'll wait.

Okay, did you do it? 

There's really no question with this. I just wanted to make you do something stupid! HA!

Question 1, redo: 

Who put the bomp

In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram
In the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the bop
In the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Who put the dip
In the dip da dip da dip?

Question Deux: What are 3 differences and 3 similarities between Gumby and Marty Wombacher?

Question Tres: Mr. Big Stuff, who do you think you are?

Question Fore: Who-ou-ou ou, who are you?

Question Fithe: Would you rather have someone give you 

$5000.00, or give you a penny on the first day of the month, 

and keep doubling the amount for 31 days?

Question Sic: What are the 3 main uses of road kill in Alabama?

Question Severing: 222 alien Glirkazoid spaceships are 

traveling at swarp speed to the Blurridian Sector, the 

estimated arrival time is 22: 03 Blurridian time.

They enter a brief ion-residue storm that lasts 4.77 dzlecles.

What will be their adjusted arrival time if they don't stop for 

gas?

TIMES UP!!

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