SURREAL SATURDAYS

Surreal Saturdays are when I find super surreal artwork and make up captions underneath.

Some of you have been thinking I've simply been copying surreal pictures and captions out of a book or something, but, no no, the captions are coming from my own futile brain! 

HA HA HA HA HA ! No, I'm not mad, I'm not bonkers, I'm perfectly A.B. Normal!!!!

Lettuce begin:

What a  terrorist bomber can expect to experience in hell!

Just one of the side effects of herbal tea!

                                                                                 

Yes, I know my Christian Mingle. com. photo needs updated.

So, let me guess, you must get your hair done at Medusa's Salon?

Oh what joy to be chain sawed in a mellow, pretty world!

I wonder what happened to Charlie, after jumping in that hole!

AWESOME, boxed chicken!

Oh, yeah, we just used a few lawn mower parts, and some other old junk we found around the garage, and he's good as new! 

It only takes two pulls to start him!

I'm Edward Swizzle Hands!

 OKAY, if you think it's so easy, make up the caption for the cartoon below!