Saturday, May 25, 2013

NEWS FLASH

I'm changing Surreal Saturdays to...

 Saturday Morning Post!!

Why?

Because I can!!

SATURDAY MORNING POST!!


KITTENS INDICTED IN MILK HEIST
TINY MITTENS FOUND AT SCENE OF CRIME


 PRIME MINISTER H. DUMPTY HAS GREAT FALL HORSES PERFORM UNSUCCESSFUL SURGERY


WARRANT OUT FOR HANSEL AND GRETEL
 FOR EATING POOR OLD WOMAN'S HOME 
SUSPECTS HAVE DISAPPEARED


M. MUFFETT ENTERS MENTAL WARD FOR SERIOUS CASE OF ARACHNOPHOBIA



PETA MEMBERS UP IN ARMS OVER CRUEL TREATMENT OF 24 BLACKBIRDS BAKED IN PIE



3 BILLY GOATS CHARGED IN DROWNING OF 
O. TROLL AT OAK STREET BRIDGE 



IN STRANGE RELATED INCIDENTS 
PEOPLE WITNESS AMAZING MUSICAL CAT PLAYING FIDDLE, COW ALLEGEDLY JUMPING OVER THE MOON, AND A DISH COME TO LIFE , GROW LEGS, AND RUN AWAY WITH A SPOON
LSD FOUND ON EYE WITNESSES


4 comments:

  1. ha ha , just what I needed a gooooooood laugh & where did I find it you ask???.......Hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee on your blog!!!! Yes Danny's Blog! Just when I opened my laptop! How cuteeeeeeeeeeee. Love the headlines. your great Danny my friend.

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    1. Thanks, Yellow Rose! I'm glad you enjoy my wacky stuff! You are a great gal!!

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  2. Ha ha ha! I love this! Another Mad-magazine worthy post, Danny! This is going to be a great running feature!

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    1. That was a great compliment, Marty! Mad Magazine was always my favorite! Thank you!

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