SATURDAY MORNING POST

CATERPILLAR TRACTOR COMPANY

DOWNSIZING...WILL BEGIN TO MAKE TOY TRACTORS INSTEAD

MAN SWIMS HALFWAY ACROSS ILLINOIS RIVER...LOSES NERVE AND SWIMS BACK TO WHERE HE STARTED

PEORIA'S TWIN TOWERS SOMETIMES SWITCH CLOTHING TO FOOL THEIR TEACHERS

KELLEHER'S IRISH PUB IS NOT REALLY IRISH AT ALL...IT IS ACTUALLY MOLDAVIAN/MAYAN WHEN YOU GET INSIDE

ROCKY AND PETE VONACHEN SAY GOODBYE TO BASEBALL OWNERSHIP AND HELLO 

TO FULL CONTACT BADMINTON

IT HAS BEEN REVEALED THAT GREG AND DAN HAVE  BEEN AIRING THEIR POPULAR RADIO SHOW IN THE BUFF FOR  12 YEARS AND NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE VERY MUCH

A rare moment when they were clothed!

Savor it!

BELOVED COMPANION TO MARTY WOMBACHER, GUMBY, AN ANDROID   NINJA WARRIOR FROM OUTER SPACE ... MADE A MEAL OF MARTY...WHEN FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME BEER WAS SPILLED ON HIS ANIMATION/ ASSASSINATION CHIP THAT FINALLY ACTIVATED

THE ILLINOIS STATE LEGISLATURE PASSES LAW TO MAKE EVERYONE LIVING IN GERMANTOWN HILLS SWITCH PLACES WITH EVERYONE LIVING ON PEORIA'S SOUTH END... JUST TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS

AN UNDERWATER ENVIRONMENTALIST STUDY OF ASIAN CARP IN THE ILLINOIS RIVER FOUND THEY MOVE ALONG THE RIVER BOTTOM IN LITTLE RICKSHAWS AND ARE VERY POLITE

Okay, it's a badger and not a carp! It was hard enough finding this!!