OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
When we last saw Gary the Glirkazoid, he was about to enter the High Chamber, to find out what the Supreme Glirkheads wanted this time.
Once, they punished him for knocking over the sacred "mirror ball of truth" that had stood on it's golden pedestal for nearly 14 billion years, and then lying about it!
He was sentenced to 30 days of living with the stinking, grotesque, hagbaharhillary beast, that can drive all life forms crazy with it's incessant chatternagging!
As Gary boldly sauntered through the Great Doors of the High Chamber, he could not help but be overwhelmed by the beautiosity of this magnifioso chamber, even though he'd been there numerous toms before!
The super bright, colorful, swirling lights, the fascinating, ear drum massaging sounds, the sweet aroma of flora from the Glaluvian Flower Mountains, all made him feel kind of...(Gary pukes)... sick.
Yes, NOW Gary knew what he was about to face!!
Before having the honor to speak with the Supreme Glirkheads, he had to run the Gruesome Glirkazoid Gauntlet!
It takes gobs of GUTS to run the Gruesome Glirkazoid Gauntlet gang!
GOLLLLY!!
The gauntlet had five impossible tests of endurance, bravery, and skill, that no life form could survive unless they were pure of heart... or paid off the Supreme Glirkheads ahead of time!
Gary didn't have any money to bribe the Supreme Glirkheads, so he hoped and prayed he was pure of heart!
The first test was to ride a pink bike across the Gland Canyon, on a narrow rope, blindfolded, in gale force winds, singing the Glirkazoid classic song, "My Sweet Yellow Rose!"
Will Gary do it?!
Is he pure of heart?!
Will somebody pay off the Supreme Glirkheads for him?!
As Gary boldly sauntered through the Great Doors of the High Chamber, he could not help but be overwhelmed by the beautiosity of this magnifioso chamber, even though he'd been there numerous toms before!
Now (dramatic music)
Before having the honor to speak with the Supreme Glirkheads, he had to run the Gruesome Glirkazoid Gauntlet!
It takes gobs of GUTS to run the Gruesome Glirkazoid Gauntlet gang!
GOLLLLY!!
The gauntlet had five impossible tests of endurance, bravery, and skill, that no life form could survive unless they were pure of heart... or paid off the Supreme Glirkheads ahead of time!
Gary didn't have any money to bribe the Supreme Glirkheads, so he hoped and prayed he was pure of heart!
The first test was to ride a pink bike across the Gland Canyon, on a narrow rope, blindfolded, in gale force winds, singing the Glirkazoid classic song, "My Sweet Yellow Rose!"
Will Gary do it?!
Is he pure of heart?!
Will somebody pay off the Supreme Glirkheads for him?!
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR EPISODE 3 OF GLIRKAZOID GUTS, GANG!!!
Oh I love it, the suspense, the terror, the guts, puke & gore. Well he will make it cos the pure in heart always do.....& I bet he could sing that song "Sweet Yellow Rose" while riding the pink bike cause I DO! He can.I know he can! He has to make it. <3 but ill stay tuned..I shall wait in agony. I will be patient.... or will I???? GOLLLLY I wanna know. The suspense is makin me puke. Ok, OK, Ill pay off the Glirkheads!
ReplyDeleteAwesome Danny. You are specially awesome! wuv, Yellow Rose
It's your cute comments that are AWESOME, Yellow Rose!
DeleteSorry, you can't pay off the Glirkheads, 'cause this all happened 222 trillion years ago!
However, just having that kind thought proves you are pure in heart!
Luv ya,
Danny
LOL, I forgot this was even a story. haha. Oh & that it happened 222 trillion yrs ago. hUhmmmmmmm, I really get into these storys.
DeleteOn a serious note it is funny how things interest me here & no one has ever judged me for my grammar mistakes, miss spellings n stuff. I have ADD & Dyslexia & its very hard for me to learn, stay focused, and just write. Only once a guy got mad because I used the wrong word in a sentence to describe a Coldplay song. No one here has ever been mean or has said a word. How nice of these people. Again Danny love your blog & U too
How sweet you are, Yellow Rose! I have the same feelings as you. I've found a wonderful group of friends on line, that I've really come to love and respect! Who stay positive and show more care and concern than some of my own family members.
DeleteAs for grammer mustakes, mizspelings and stuff...I can't point a finger, because I would have 3 pointing back at me! And who gives s--t as long as what you write or put in your video is honest and from the heart!
God used a lot of love when he created you, Yellow Rose!
Love ya,
Danny
Thanks my dear sweet friend. <3
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