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MEDICAL RESEARCH SCIENTISTS DISCOVER THAT PLAYING TOO MUCH GOLF LEADS TO TELEPROMPTER ADDICTION, TAKING LAVISH VACATIONS,
AND MESSIANIC COMPLEX
GOOFY RIDGE, ILLINOIS MAN SHOOTS ALIENS FROM ANOTHER WORLD WHO FIXED HIS OLD STUDEBAKER, CLEANED UP ALL THE JUNK IN HIS FRONT YARD, MOWED HIS LAWN, BUT THEN REACHED FOR HIS LAST BUDWEISER
ILLINOIS BECOMES LAST STATE TO PASS CONCEALED CARRY LAW, SO NOW THE LAW ABIDING, GUN TOTING CITIZENS CAN PROTECT THEMSELVES FROM THE BAD CRIMINAL ILLINOIS POLITICIANS
ILLINOIS WILL FINE YOU TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR HITTING A WORKER WITH YOUR VEHICLE, IN A ROAD CONSTRUCTION ZONE, IF YOU SHOULD EVER HAPPEN TO FIND A WORKER...GOOD LUCK!
MEDICAL RESEARCH SCIENTISTS DISCOVER THAT PLAYING TOO MUCH GOLF LEADS TO TELEPROMPTER ADDICTION, TAKING LAVISH VACATIONS,
AND MESSIANIC COMPLEX
GOOFY RIDGE, ILLINOIS MAN SHOOTS ALIENS FROM ANOTHER WORLD WHO FIXED HIS OLD STUDEBAKER, CLEANED UP ALL THE JUNK IN HIS FRONT YARD, MOWED HIS LAWN, BUT THEN REACHED FOR HIS LAST BUDWEISER
ILLINOIS BECOMES LAST STATE TO PASS CONCEALED CARRY LAW, SO NOW THE LAW ABIDING, GUN TOTING CITIZENS CAN PROTECT THEMSELVES FROM THE BAD CRIMINAL ILLINOIS POLITICIANS
ILLINOIS WILL FINE YOU TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR HITTING A WORKER WITH YOUR VEHICLE, IN A ROAD CONSTRUCTION ZONE, IF YOU SHOULD EVER HAPPEN TO FIND A WORKER...GOOD LUCK!
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