The Baby Who Wouldst Be King!

BABY KING

I'm not the kind of guy that goes along with the crowd.

You know that from reading my blog all these years.

Did you know this "cryer" was NOT asked to do this?

However, I couldn't help but join in the "Kate Wait," and feel joy when the little baby was born!

First of all, I love babies with all my heart!

Babies that are royal,

Babies that are poor,

Babies in Peoria, 

And far off Singapore.

Babies that are white,

Babies that are brown,

Often, black little babies,

Are the cutest ones in town.

Babies when they poop...

Well, as long as mommy changes their di-tee!

Where was I? 

Oh, yeah, the future king!

I've heard some folks say that the baby (still don't know his name yet) will be living such a wonderful, carefree life of unending pleasure and joy!

Not true.

I saw a movie once where a boy who was a pauper traded places with a boy who was a prince, and the little pauper boy hated all the constant training, schooling, rules, wearing fancy clothes and stuff he needed to become king.

I'm sure that new baby George or James...whatever, will have to go through all the traditional king training, and will really be bored with much of it, like pauper boy.

Anyway, I'm so happy for William and Kate!

By the way, I could not believe it when I saw William carry the baby out in the baby car seat, put him in the back seat, buckle him in, and then get in the car and drive away!

I thought royalty had "people" to do all that stuff for them!

I think another reason I'm so happy about all of this is because I loved Princess Diana, and I know she is smiling today!