MY PAST LOVE LIFE EXPOSED! SHOCKING, DISGUSTING TRASH!

FAN FRIDAY 

I was sincerely hoping I would NEVER have to admit all my past love affairs, but the guilt has built up to the point where I simply cannot hold it in anymore. 

It all began when I was a young lad watching the Little Rascals. 

I knew Darla was in love with Alfalfa, but she was so adorable that I could not help myself  but fall head over heels in love with her. 

What did she see in Alfalfa, anyway?

 It must have been his crooning, cause he wasn't much for looks! 

My next love, if memory serves me, was Gale Storm  of My Little Margie fame.

 She was really cute and funny! 

After I got tired of Gale, I developed a big crush for the Beaver's teacher, just like the Beaver did!

DIANE BREWSTER

Then I set my sights way, way up to the stars when I fell madly in love with the gorgeous, tall, Julie Newmar! This was long before she played Catwoman on Batman, she was on the Bob Cummings Show when I... 

focused my innocent eyes on her...uh...nevermind! 

My next woman was cute, sweet, sexy, and not even the star of the show! Here is a picture of her:

Tuesday Weld was a MAJOR infatuation in my youth!

She was on the Dobie Gillis Show, and WOW, WOW, WOW! 

Then there was the cute and adorable Mary Tyler Moore, on the Dick Van Dyke Show, who I fantasized about on an hourly basis! 

However, I think the one woman who I thought about the most, in my imaginative, testosterone filled youth, was Barbara Eden!

Not only did she show her belly to me every week, but she had the power to give me ANYTHING I wanted!! 

So I hope you are all happy now! 

Now you tell me, who did you have a crush on whilst growing up? 

By the way, Barbara Eden turned 82 today! 

Happy birthday to our lovely Jeannie!