OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
Our hero, Gary, has completed 3 of the really, really really hard tests of the Gruesome Glirkazoid Gauntlet (with merciful help from Yellow Rose), and would now face the 4th disgusting test that is not only impossible for the impure in heart, but humiliating, to the max!
Before Gary could stand before the Supreme Glirkheads, in the glorious, diamond and emerald encrusted High Chamber, he needed to pass ALL 5 tests, so failure was not an option.
Gary slowly walks down the dusty road singing this song:
Then all of a sudden he bumps right into a huge set of barn doors that tower over him like redwood trees!
Gary hears the sound of chains, and creaking cogs, as the magnificent doors begin to slowly open with a loud squeaking sound, like...Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
When the doors open, Gary can't believe his protruding eyes!
He whispers to himself, "The pink glelephants of Gnoph!"
Then he says it very loud, "The pink glelephants of Gnoph!!"
Wow! Gary never really believed they existed!
He'd heard all the legends of these gigantic glelephants that were way bigger than normal glelephants, but never dreamed they were for real!
"There must be a thousand of them," Gary exclaimed!
At that, Gary is handed a small pooper scooper and told to clean up ALL of the pink glelephant dung, in one hour!
Hercules cleans Augean stables.
The piles of glelephant dung from 1,000 glelephants are like mountains, compared to tiny little Gary!
However, Gary is pure in heart, and sincerely believes in his heart he can pass this impossible test! (NO WAY!)
He begins to sing as he scoops:
Now, Yellow Rose is the compassionate, caring, "rescue girl" for all Glirkazoids in trouble, and she also has dominion over all the diverse creatures on the planet Glirka.
Soooo, when the stunningly gorgeous, Yellow Rose, hears Gary singing, she calls out to the enormous Glirkazoidian dung beetles, who run to the dung by the millions, and roll it away in big balls, in about 10 minutes...FLAT!
Gary really wishes Yellow Rose was there, so he could put his arms around her and kiss her on the mouth, real hard, and...
Suddenly, Yellow Rose appears in front of him...and...and...
Gary is way too shy to "make his move." Sigh!
Gary can be really dumb at times!
Plus, he was a little self conscious because he smelled pretty bad from the glelephant poo-poo!
Gary has one final test to face!
What will it be?
Will he succeed?
Will you be there with our little hero?
Will Gary have the courage to give Yellow Rose a big smooch?
Find out next week, on Out Of This World Wednesday!!!
Oh no, he has to kiss her!!! Little does gary know that yellow rose wants a big smooch with a giant hug really big hug!!! She loves her little guy & always wants to rescue him. she just can't bear the thought of something happening to the glirkazoids. She is only beautiful as she is loved & I believe she is loved by Gary. He sing the most lovely songs about her & he's a really cute little feller. Little do the glirkazoids know they have a friend forever soooo he must pass the test. I am sure yellow rose would kiss him smelly or not. ************* What a great blog & a lovely imagination. Luv n prayers, yellow rose
ReplyDeleteYou are so perceptive, Yellow Rose! Your insight into Gary's heart is uncanny! There is an ancient Glirkazoid proverb/poem that says it so beautifully:
DeleteTwo who are pure in heart,
Will find each other,
Even in the mist and dark,
Forever they will both take flight,
And bring a brightness to the night!
BURMA SHAVE
Danny, the proverb/poem is lovely. You are lovely and have such a big heart! I always thank Jesus that I met you. Such a deep friendship can only be from God. It was just meant to be. I think I needed a friend that would listen when serious & laugh at the funny stuff. Encourage when down, a hug when sad. A lovely world on Wednesdays to escape to,daydream about, to love. This was no accident & how lucky I am to have a friend like you. love in Christ yellow rose
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