Gary was not the mightiest, or brightest, of all the Glirkazoids that came out of the Academy, but the ancient ones knew he was the purest in heart!
That was the most important quality for a true hero!
Gary was sincere and kind to others, and would not even hurt a phly, until he needed to defend the helpless from an evil villain!
The ancient Glirkheads decided it was time for Gary to go on a sacred mission, to release those who were held captive by the wicked, ugly, Badazzbeast, on the planet Fartzfluffer!
The Badazzbeast had flown his spazeshipp to Glirka and kidnapped 222 young Glirkazoids to be his slaves!
It was Gary's job to bring all of them home safely.
It would not be easy!
First, Gary would need to hitch a ride on a cargo ship headed to Fartzfluffer,
find the abductees, defeat the Badazzbeast, and get the precious ones back to Glirka in one piece, uh, or 222 pieces...you know what mean!
Could Gary accomplish this monumental task?!
Aha! Let us not forget, Gary is pure in heart, and being pure in heart is the greatest weapon for fighting wickedness and evil!
Gary was able to use his infinite charm and finagle a ride to Fartzfluffer.
He then diguised himself as a Fartzfluffion, wearing a big Sombrero, a fringed vest, a plaid kilt, and flipflops...the traditional Fartzfluffion outfit.
Gary pulled out his GPS, and went pee-pee. (A GPS, Glirkazoid Peeing System, is what a male Glirkazoid calls his "winker")
Hey! Get off my case! Just trying to teach you the Glirkazoid tongue as we go along!
Gary was an excellent detective and tracker, and used all of his 7 senses to try and locate the poor little Glirkazoid captives!
When that failed, he asked some dude on the street corner, who just happened to know where they were.
Gary shuttered when he was told that they were being held atop the...
Gary was able to use his infinite charm and finagle a ride to Fartzfluffer.
He then diguised himself as a Fartzfluffion, wearing a big Sombrero, a fringed vest, a plaid kilt, and flipflops...the traditional Fartzfluffion outfit.
Gary pulled out his GPS, and went pee-pee. (A GPS, Glirkazoid Peeing System, is what a male Glirkazoid calls his "winker")
Hey! Get off my case! Just trying to teach you the Glirkazoid tongue as we go along!
Gary was an excellent detective and tracker, and used all of his 7 senses to try and locate the poor little Glirkazoid captives!
When that failed, he asked some dude on the street corner, who just happened to know where they were.
Gary shuttered when he was told that they were being held atop the...
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This was so cute & funny... Fartzfluffer & winker. Ok I woke up sick & with a cold & this is the 1st time I laughed all day. This was as always AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
ReplyDeletejust like you!!!!!!!!! your buddy Cheryl :)))))
Thank you! I hope you get to feelin' better, Cheryl! It's always fun making you laugh!!!
DeleteHoney, this is funny and cute!! Love it!!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you love this, baby! Love you!!
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