THOUGHTFUL THURSDAY

Whowee! I'm watching the Cardinals in the Worm Series and they are behind 6 to 1, but the bases are loaded with the Cards at bat and anything can happen with the miracle Cardinals!

A homely run could make it a 6 to 5 game, and I would not be surprised if it happened with Allen Craig coming to bat! 

Well, bird doo-doo, he grounded out!

It must be the 7th inning stretch because a military group is singing God Bless America.

I honestly think the Cardinals will win because so much money is wrapped up in advertisers, food vendors, hotels, souvenirs, and such, that they want it to go the whole 7 games.

Mark my worms!

If I'm wrong, it's okay, because Boston hasn't won a Worm Series at home since 1918, or something like that, and the Cardinals have won quite a few.

I have to admit, I love watching David Ortiz at bat! He can really hit! I just hope he's not "roided up"...that would be sad.

I like baseball players because they talk more intelligently than players in other sports.

Especially bad are the pro basketball players! 

They have college degrees and they talk like blithering idiots! 

"I tol em ta gimme da baa, and I jumps ups an shoots da baa, an we wins da gaa!"

Get any help with your homework, you moron?!

Football players are a little better, until they get so many concussions, they shoot people at random!

I would imagine that chess players talk intelligently, but I don't follow chess, so how would I know.

I really dislike the part when a team wins the Worm Series and everyone is pouring champagne on each other!

It looks cold, sticky, eye burny, and silly to me! 

I would get away from that mess, before I got wet! 

However, then a bunch of them would track me down and pour champagne on my head anyway, so what's the use, huh?

The Cardinals are only two outs away from losing now! 

Uh, oh! NOW ONLY ONE OUT AWAY FROM LOSING!

The crowd is going WILD!!!

What's gonna happen?!

BOSTON WINS THE SERIES!!

BOSTON WINS THE SERIES!!!

BOSTON WINS THE SERIES!!!!

I'm happy for them. They outplayed the Cardinals fair and square..ahem! Excuse me, I had a frog in my throat.

Just wait until NEXT YEAR!