Wednesday, November 13, 2013

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY




Here was our hero, Gary the Glirkazoid, surrounded by 10,000 Diozakril-G warships intent on destroying the cute little Glirkazoids whilst they celebrated their non-holiday of Gluck, so innocently and unsuspectingly! 

Fortunately, the enemy could not see his spaceship because he had clicked on his U-Kont-Seamy device to render his craft invisible.

UNfortunately Gary's Disgronificater Eliminator Disintegrator could only destroy one warship at a tom, so most of the 10,000 warships would be able to get past Gary before he had tom to destroy them all!  (Who's Tom?)

While Gary was pondering over what he might do to stop these viscious invaders, Yo 77 popped on to his poop deck!


Ain't she adorable?

This was the last thing Gary wanted!!

He did not need a wet behind the antennas, girly, girl to get in his way while he was trying to save his beloved friends below, on his home planet of Glirka!

Yo 77-"What ya doin'?" Said in a sing song kind of way!

Gary- "Are you kidding me?" "Didn't you see 10,000 Diozakril-G warships out there, poised to destroy our people by turning them into crispy critters with their hideous weapons?!"

Yo 77- "Sho did."

Gary- "Well, what do you mean, what ya doin',
I'm attempting to devise a brilliant plan to recue our people, and I only have about 20 seconds to do it!!"

Yo 77 looks a little bored and unconcerned, then begins to take a compact from her makeup bag and casually looks at herself in the mirror.

Gary- "Are you totally mad, Yo!!" We only have 15 seconds to save our planet, and you are going to apply makeup?!!"

Yo 77- "You need to chill, Gary." "It's all good."

At that, Yo 77 breaks the mirror into 10,000 pieces on the interior cull shield, and pours them into the top port of the Disgronificater Eliminator Disintegrator and fires away!

The pieces of mirror multiply the effect of the weapon 10,000 times, and ALL of the Diozakril-G warships are blasted out of the sky with one shot!

Gary just stands there looking at the empty space where the warships had been.

His mouth is wide open, his elongated eyes are drooping, and he is stuttering, and muttering things like "b..b but... how...wa..wa..wha..happen..I can't believe..."

Yo 77- "Not bad for a girl, huh, Gary?"

Gary gains a bit of composure and weakly declares, "uh, um, yeah, not bad."

Yo 77 could see Gary was feeling a little emasculated and felt pity on him.

Yo 77- "Gary, I'll bet you were ready to do the same thing, weren't you?" "You are the Captain of this ship, so I should have waited for your order."

Gary-"Thanks for that, Yo, but I didn't have a clue. You know, you're pretty cool!"

This came to be the beginning of a beautiful friendship!

4 comments:

  1. Awwww!!!! Cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I love the crispy critters. haha How cool that the girl & cute lil Gary make a great team. You write so great. Its good to be back. :) Mim

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    1. Good to have you back, Lady Mim! I'm glad you like the Tremendous Two of Gary and Yo 77!! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Thanks, sweetie! This shows how women are smarter than us dudes, and that's the truth!!

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