The whole planet of Glirka was celebrating the Festival Of Gluck, that commemorated nothing at all! They just did it for pure fun!
The festival lasted for 3 spectrums, and was the most important non-holiday on the Glirkazoid's calendar.
There was the traditional feasting on the delicious Glurky, with glashed topatoes, and glavy, watching glootball games, and the Glacy's Day Parade.
However, our hero Gary was not able to enjoy the festivities with his fellow Glirkazoids. He was responsible for protecting his sector from invading marauders that would often attack the innocent little Glirkazoid creatures as they partied hardy!
Gary was patrolling his designated area in his brand spanking new, silver spaceship that could not be seen by the enemies of Glirka.
He had activated the U-Kont-Seamy device so he could not be detected.
Gary didn't complain...much.
He thought, "how come I NEVER get to have fun, and I have to ride around in this stinking ship, bored to the gills, while my friends are enjoying themselves drinking gottles of geer, singing glongs, glancing the night away, and glugging and glissing each other until their antenna stand up?"
SWOOOOOSH!!
"What the hector was THAT," Gary exclaimed!!
A bright, blinding light sped past his invisible spaceship, and had missed him by a few glinches!
Our hero put his spacecraft into Glarp Speed and caught up the the "light," real quick-like!
The mysterious "light" turned out to be a Diozakril-G warship, headed for the celebrating Glirkazoids to turn them into crispy critters!
Well, Gary would have none of that, so he set the sights of his Disgronificator Eliminator Disintegrator on the enemy warship and fired away!
The enemy ship and ugly crew were then molecularly disassembled and transported back to their disgusting planet of Puque!
Gary really didn't like totally destroying his enemies unless it was absolutely necessary!
"That was way too easy" Gary said to himself. Now, he carefully scanned the dark cosmos, waiting for the OTHER shoe to drop.
All of a sudden, Gary's sky scanner screen lights up like a Christmas tree, bells start ringing, and then...gulp...10,000 Diozakril-G warships appear on the giant screen!!
How will Gary get out of this one, hmmm?!
Join us next week for Out Of This World Wednesday!!!
All of a sudden, Gary's sky scanner screen lights up like a Christmas tree, bells start ringing, and then...gulp...10,000 Diozakril-G warships appear on the giant screen!!
How will Gary get out of this one, hmmm?!
Join us next week for Out Of This World Wednesday!!!
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