TRAVELIN' TUESDAY

Speakin' of travelin',

They'll soon be unravelin',

Goin' home to give thanks,

Just like Tom Hanks!

Driving like mad folks,

This ain't time for jokes,

Gotta get there by Thursday,

 Gonna race down the freeway!

Running through airports,

Makin' your feet hurt,

No holiday spirit?

Why, you even fear it?

Flights are delayed,

Even though you've pre-paid,

Waiting for hours,

Without taking showers.

Travelin' from Maine,

To New York on a train,

No way to get lost,

I hate cranberry sauce.

VIsiting dear old Grandpa again,

Wonder if he's still hitting the gin?

Is Aunt Molly still hooked on prescription drugs?

I really won't hear it, I brought my ear plugs.

Big traffic jams,

I don't really like yams,

The direction I'm guessing,

Will they have cornbread dressing?

Finally you get there,

And you get a cold stare,

From family and guests,

Now you don't feel your best.

You're late and your hungry,

But they they acted real jerky,

They ate all the food,

Including the turkey!

HAPPY HOLIDAY TRAVELIN'!!