MY COLONOSCOPY WAS FUN!

My first colonoscopy was 20 years ago,

I cried like a girl, so pathetic,

I had to drink a whole bottle of Castor Oil,

And they didn't use an anesthetic!

Yesterday was quite an improvement,

They gave me stuff that tasted like Kool Aid,

To give me an all night bowel movement,

After that I had it "made in the shade!"

The doctor had me lay on the table,

After a sec it was "night night,"

 So I was ready, willing and able,

To endure that 20 foot snakelight!

Doc found one polyp and snipped it,

He said it didn't look bad,

Then he took him 3 clips and he clipped it,

So it wouldn't bleed, and I'm glad!

So don't put off this procedure,

Cancer is nothing to mock,

Colonoscopies aren't as bad as they once were,

Time's running out on your clock!

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