DON'T KNOW WHO READS MY BLOG

According to my pageview counts, I get a lot of views every day on this blog.

However, I hardly receive any comments.

Sometimes none, usually one from my wife, and from Cheryl Merritt, or from my sister from tom to tom...and I am very thankful for any comments I get.

I'm curious, and NEED to know why out of almost 23,000 pageviews, I get so few comments or likes!

It's got to be a glitch in the system, like Obamacare!

The same weird thing is happining with my "Sad, Depressing Song!"

It has over 700 views on YouTube but just a handful of likes and comments! That's impossible!

It goes directly against the law of averages, or polling statistics, or NATURE...that's it...it goes against all laws of nature!

Think about it. 730 people listen to the song and only a handful make any comment, or hit like or dislike?

Come on, you know out of 730 people there's gonna be at least 10% haters! I should have 73 people writing hateful stuff about that "Sad Depressing Song!"

This goes against all laws of NATURE, don't it?

I think I already said that, but it's wort mentionin'!

Therefore, I'm asking everyone who reads my blog to belly up to the bar and simply hit like, funny, interesting, make a comment or somethin' to see if I am communicating with humans, or if aliens from outer space are reading this and don't want to reveal their secret identities.

BUT NOT ON THE FACEBOOK PAGE, PLEASE! On my blog. 

Inquiring minds need to know! Thanks!