NOW WHAT?

I am extremely joyful and ex-static that my great friend Yellow Rose commented on my blog yesterday! 

What a wonderful soul she is! God bless her pea pickin' heart! 

Now, I'm not telling you this to make whomever didn't comment feel GUILTY, because I understand how difficult it is to comment on nonsensical stuff like mine, unless you are totally tuned in to the universal matrix, like Yellow Rose!

I don't think controversial issues worked that well for getting THOUSANDS of comments yesterday, since I only had one.

So, I have another brilliant idea to get comments from y'all!

You tell me what you'd be willing to comment about, and I'll write about it, and then it will be much easier for you to put in your 2 cents worth!

Unfortunately, you have to make a comment to let me know what your willing to comment on! 

Kind of a Catch 22, ain't it?

Okay, I've got it! 

I'll give you a multiple choice of topics, and you just need to send me the corresponding number of the topic you're willing to comment about!

Here goes: 

1. Potato chips with faces.

2. Favorite place to go, White Castle or Liverpool.

3. Lionel Richie

4. Lionel Barrymore

5. Quantitative Easing

6. Uvula Facts

7. Bait

8. Wax Lips

9. Zasu Pitts

10. You.

So let's review...if you want me to talk about "wax lips" so you can comment...what number will you post?

Noooo! Not 9! 9 is Zasu Pitts, and NOBODY wants to talk about Zasu Pitts! 

8! Wax lips is 8!

Let's try again. What if you feel like discussing Quantitative Easing with me,what number are you gonna post?

That's correct! 5! Hallelujah, I think you've got it! 

Now, Yellow Rose need not post a number since she already knows all the hidden secrets of how to post comments on my mysteriously hard to comment on, blog.

Now, stand back and watch the numbers roll in to my comments box!

This is excitin'!