SATURDAY MORNING POST
TORNADOES STRIKE AMERICA'S HEARTLAND...SOMETHING THAT HAS NEVER, EVER HAPPENED BEFORE
OBAMA LIES...A FIRST FOR THIS TRUSTED PRESIDENT
MADONNA EXPOSES HERSELF IN PUBLIC...TO THE SHOCK AND SURPRISE OF HER DEVOTED FANS
PEOPLE LIVING A FEW FEET FROM RIVERS ARE MYSTIFIED WHEN THEIR HOMES ARE FLOODED...AGAIN
SMOKERS DISCOVER THEY ARE LOSING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS A YEAR , AND CANNOT FIGURE OUT WHY
PEOPLE WHO BELIEVED THEY WOULD LIVE FOREVER MYSTERIOUSLY DIE WITHOUT PRIOR NOTICE
MAN WHO ENTERS FENCED IN AREA WITH VICIOUS PACK OF SNARLING PIT BULLS IS BITTEN REAL BAD
100 YEAR OLD BILLIONAIRE BAFFLED WHEN HIS TRUSTED BEVY OF BODACIOUS BEAUTIES BEG HIM FOR BUCKS
YORKIE BARKS AT EVERYTHING THAT MOVES... ALL DAY LONG
FAMOUS AUTHOR/PHOTO JOURNALIST, MARTY WOMBACHER, STUNS THE WORLD BY DRINKING A BEER
CIA/FBI INVESTIGATION DISCOVERS THAT CHERYL MERRITT, AKA YELLOW ROSE OF TEXAS, TALKS WITH A CUTE TEXAS DRAWL
Great headlines and I'm honored to be included! And the world would be stunned if I drank A beer. Usually I have at least six!
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Deletelol, the lady with the draaaaawwwwwl. CIA, haha. you are to funny!!! this is the first time Ive smiled in 2 days. Bless you Danny <3 Hugs.
ReplyDeleteGood! I'm happy when you smile!
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