NO ONE COMMENTS ON MY BLOG ANY MO!

OH, I USED TO GET COMMENTS ON MY BLOG,

BUT I DON'T GET DEM ANY MO,

I MAY BE A BIG FAT SLOB,

BUT THAT'S NO REASON FOR YOU TO WALK OUT THE DOOR,

YES, I MADE A FEW BAD COMMENTS ABOUT OBAMA,

BUT I DIDN'T MAKE EM ABOUT YO MAMA,

SOMETIMES I'M DOWNRIGHT SILLY,

BUT I DON'T SMOKE POT LIKE WILLY,

COULD IT BE ME UGLY FACE THAT KEEPS YOU FROM SHARING?

IT'S BEEN SAID I LOOK LIKE A PICKLED HERRING,

OR CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER WHEN HE'S MIFFED,

A HERRING...KRAUTHAMMER...WHAT'S THE DIFF?

I NEED SOME INPUT LIKE NUMBER 5,

THE INPUT KEPT THAT LITTLE ROBOT ALIVE,

I REALLY DON'T WANT TO STOP MY WORM PLAY,

BUT MY WRITTEN WORMS I THINK HAVE HAD THEIR HEYDAY.

HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF EVERYDAY YOU CREATED A BLOG POST AND NOBODY CAME TO PLAY,

YOU TRIED TO MAKE FOLKS LAUGH OR MAKE THEM THINK,

BUT GETTING NO COMMENTS MAKE ME FEEL I STINK,

WELL, I GUESS I DO, IT'S GETTING CLEARER,

I WAS HOPING MY BLOG MIGHT BRING YOU NEARER,

AND MOVE YOUR HEARTS TO DROP A LINE,

IT MAKES ME SAD, BUT IT'S ALL GOOD AND FINE,

I'LL WRITE MY BLOG FOR POSTERITY SAKE,

AND EVEN THOUGH MY HEART DOTH BREAK,

I'LL KEEP ON KEEPIN' ON FOR A FEW LIKE YELLOW ROSE, AND DENISE, TOO,

AND OTHERS WHO JUST CAN'T EXPRESS IN WORDS WHAT'S IN THEIR BEATING CHEST,

SO HERE TODAY I OFFER YOU ANOTHER CHANCE TO SAY, I LOVE YOU, ANOTHER TIME TO SAY IT'S COOL, ANOTHER OPP TO SAY, DANNY, YOU'RE JUST A FOOL!

BURMA SHAVE