MY FENDER BENDER
I was minding my own business,
Her car hit me from behind,
I got a little whiplash,
So, I'm not feeling fine,
I think texting was her downfall,
Even though she'd not admit it,
I wish everyone would stop it,
I wish eveyone would quit it!
So this is a simple blog post,
My pain, I soon will kick it,
What really makes me angry,
Is she didn't get a ticket!
I think the policeman was her boyfriend,
She introduced him to her mother,
I hope that this will all work out,
But I think I'm "snookered," brother!
BURMA SHAVE
I keep telling people "PRACTICE SAFE TEXT" but they never listen. Why? I think its a great catch phrase i made up., it should be passed on across the nation., to heighten awareness. (sigh) I guess people enjoy unbridled uninhibited Text.
ReplyDeleteYou watch! People will start getting STD's from this! (Stupid Text Dyslexia)
Wait! They already have! U no wIM? (You Know What I mean?)
Seriously man, you should copyright that "safe text" slogan, start printing bumper stickers, and make a fortune! It's awesome!
ReplyDeleteOh My, hope u r ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't txt n drive. Actually I don't drive at all. I bet I have saved many lives. lol. Hugs YRose
ReplyDeleteYou are 2 funny,Yellow Rose! I'm doing fine now! Give me a big hug...ooooh....my neck!!
DeleteLOL! Luv ya!
Danny