OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

As you may vaguely remember, Gary and Yellow Rose have traveled on the Silver Sausage ( Gary's spaceship) to free the Miserablites from enslavement to the Tubefacegooglebook Monster!

The whole cockadoodie civilization is about to go bye bye, because they are so obsessed with messaging, texting, Fazebooking, Googling, Ewetubing, and the like, that no one is talking, working, having children, eating regular, or nuttin'...honey!

The Tubefacegooglebook Monster is the evil villain behind the chaotic mess, and needs to be destroyed!

Yellow Rose comes up with a brilliant idea! She will purchase one of those hand held devices, say nasty things about the TFGB Monster, and draw him out in the open where he can be disgronificated to pieces!

One week later...

Gary - Yellow Rose! Did you get a response from the TFGB Monster yet?

(Yellow Rose has her head down looking at her little device and not paying attention.)

Gary - Yellow Rose!! Can you hear me? 

(No response from Y.R.)

Gary - Oh, no! Yellow Rose! You're mind has been taken over by the Tubefacegooglebook Monster!!!
I'm too late!!!

Yellow Rose - Oh, chill out, Gary, I'm just playing Kandy Krunch! To answer your question, yes, the TFGB Monster was REALLY ticked off when I called him a recycled electronic porta-potty...he's coming to obliterate us any second now!

At this, they hear the most horrible, super-loud sound of creaking, lightening and thunder noises, the pounding of gigantic metal feet, and a bad recording of Miley Cyrus, coming from the totally fear inducing, enormous metallic form of the TUBEFACEGOOGLEBOOK MONSTER!!!

Tubefacegooglebook Monster - Fee fi fo foid...I smell the blood of a Glirkazoid,

In fact, with my electric nose,

I smell the perfume of Yellow Rose!

Gary - If you want Yellow Rose, you're gonna have to go through me, Battery Breath! 

TFGB Monster - As you wish! 

The TFGB Monster envelops Gary in his electronical force, lifts him up, and throws him down the street, about 100 feet! (Hey...I rhymed...like Rhymesauce!)

He then tries to grab Yellow Rose in his filthy, amp-filled clutches, but she easily maneuvers out of the way! He makes another feeble attempt, but Yellow Rose is way too fast for the clumsy monster!

As he is giving his complete, total attention to Yellow Rose, Gary sneaks up behind him and removes his battery. Instantly, he (or is that IT) crashes to the ground, and the whole population of the planet drop their hand held devices and start talking to each other again, and the world returns to a loving, friendly, fun place again!

Gary - Well, our plan worked, Yellow Rose!

Yellow Rose - It sure did, my friend!

Gary - Ready to go home?

Yellow Rose - Yeah...as soon as I finish my Kandy Krunch game.

Gary - Whatever.