OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
Gary was getting worried!
It had been days since he played that joke on Yellow Rose and he hadn't seen hide nor hair of her since then! (Of course, Glirkazoids don't have hair, so he wouldn't have seen hair of her, anyway.)
The silence of the Silver Sausage spaceship is broken by the beeping, and flashing of the Communicator Thingy, and the voice of the great, high GLIRKHEAD booms out at our hero!
GARY! YELLOW ROSE HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY THE EVIL ZOCAR BEAST AND TAKEN TO LIPITOR 3! HE WANTS YOU TO BRING HIM 1000 SPACEDUCKS WITHIN 48 ZEPTUNES OR SHE WILL BE EMULSIFICATED!!
This was serious! Being emulsificated was the most horrible way to go in the whole universe...and where was he gonna find spaceducks this tom of year?!
Gary remembered that all of the spaceducks migrated to the huge planet of Garganorous in the spacespring, so he would need to go there first, gather the spaceducks and fly to Lipitor 3 to save Yellow Rose!
Gary would need to overcome a few minor challenges on Garganorous...
1. The Garganorillians are 222 feet tall!
2. They love the spaceducks and guard them 24/7!
3. They enjoy eating deep fried Glirkazoids!
4. They have nasty tempers!
Of course, these little obstacles were not gonna stop our hero, Gary, when his lifelong friend and pardner, Yellow Rose, was in danger!!
Gary needed a brilliant plan, but Yellow Rose was not there to think of one like she usually does. So he thought to himself, "What would Y.R. do right now?"
Immediately, he went to her room and put on some of her lipstick, a little makeup, fashionable shoes (hey, that's what she would have done)...and then came up with an idea!
Yellow Rose had once told Gary that the Garganorillians absolutely LOVED Coldplay music, and they were almost hypnotized by it, so he would use Coldplay music as a distraction while he made off with the spaceducks!
As Gary entered the atmosphere of Lipitor 3, he clicked on his Ukont-seamy device to make the Silver Sausage invisible.
He landed the ship on the opposite side of a big hill from where the spaceducks were located, hung his powerful little mini-stereo on a tree branch, and turned on COLDPLAY MUSIC!!
(Namely, BEST OF THE BEST..COLDPLAY!
The silence of the Silver Sausage spaceship is broken by the beeping, and flashing of the Communicator Thingy, and the voice of the great, high GLIRKHEAD booms out at our hero!
GARY! YELLOW ROSE HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY THE EVIL ZOCAR BEAST AND TAKEN TO LIPITOR 3! HE WANTS YOU TO BRING HIM 1000 SPACEDUCKS WITHIN 48 ZEPTUNES OR SHE WILL BE EMULSIFICATED!!
This was serious! Being emulsificated was the most horrible way to go in the whole universe...and where was he gonna find spaceducks this tom of year?!
Gary remembered that all of the spaceducks migrated to the huge planet of Garganorous in the spacespring, so he would need to go there first, gather the spaceducks and fly to Lipitor 3 to save Yellow Rose!
Gary would need to overcome a few minor challenges on Garganorous...
1. The Garganorillians are 222 feet tall!
2. They love the spaceducks and guard them 24/7!
3. They enjoy eating deep fried Glirkazoids!
4. They have nasty tempers!
Of course, these little obstacles were not gonna stop our hero, Gary, when his lifelong friend and pardner, Yellow Rose, was in danger!!
Gary needed a brilliant plan, but Yellow Rose was not there to think of one like she usually does. So he thought to himself, "What would Y.R. do right now?"
Immediately, he went to her room and put on some of her lipstick, a little makeup, fashionable shoes (hey, that's what she would have done)...and then came up with an idea!
Yellow Rose had once told Gary that the Garganorillians absolutely LOVED Coldplay music, and they were almost hypnotized by it, so he would use Coldplay music as a distraction while he made off with the spaceducks!
As Gary entered the atmosphere of Lipitor 3, he clicked on his Ukont-seamy device to make the Silver Sausage invisible.
He landed the ship on the opposite side of a big hill from where the spaceducks were located, hung his powerful little mini-stereo on a tree branch, and turned on COLDPLAY MUSIC!!
(Namely, BEST OF THE BEST..COLDPLAY!
It sounded like thunder as the gigantic guards of the spaceducks abandoned their post and ran toward the beautiful Coldplay music!
While they were coming up over the hill, Gary flew his invisible ship (with the Ukont-seamy device still turned on) over to the spaceducks, and herded 1000 of them into the Silver Sausage and zoomed off into space!!
So here is Gary, with 1000 quacking spaceducks, feathers flying all over the ship, and duck doo doo making the deck slippery, with a Garganorillian warship on his tail! ( They must have heard all the quacking going on.)
Gary knew that the only way to escape being captured, and deep fried, by the Garganorillians was to fly into the deadly Billuvian asteroid belt where a humongous Garganorillian warship would not be able to circumvent the asteroids like his tiny Silver Sausage could.
Gary's plan worked! The giant warship did not enter into the asteroid belt, while Gary's ship came out the other side unscathed!
When our hero finally landed on Lipitor 3, with only a few minutes to spare, he knew exactly where to go.
He headed for the castle of the ferocious Zocar Beast to pay the ransom for his Yellow Rose, who was like a faithful and cool sister to him. (Although he would never tell her that.)
Gary reaches the castle door, kicks it open, and marches in with a 1000 quacking spaceducks, and still wearing the makeup and lipstick that he had forgotten to wash off!
Gary doesn't see the Zocar Beast, or an emusificator machine, or nuthin' honey! Only Yellow Rose, rolling on the floor laughing, then standing up, looking at Gary with the spaceducks, wearing lipstick and makeup... AND fashionable shoes, and rolling on the floor laughing again!!
"GOTCHA, GARY," said Yellow Rose! HA HA HA HA HA! I disguised my voice with a Voice Changer Thingy, so it sounded like the Great High Glirkhead when I talked to you, and then I talked the Zocar Beast into letting me use his castle, and he did, because he wanted to get back at you as much as me! "
Gary had a big, dumb, surprised, a bit angry look on his face...and then...he smiled and started laughing!
Gary - "I'll bet I do look hilarious, don't I? You REALLY did get me back for my joke on you...BIG TIME!! HA HA HA HA HA!"
Yellow Rose - "Ha Ha Ha! I guess you learned your lesson, didn't you?!
Gary - "I sure did, my friend! I sure did!"
So as the camera pulls up and away from the scene of spaceducks, Gary, Yellow Rose...until they get smaller and smaller...Gary is planning his REVENGE!!!
THE END
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