OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
STRIKES AGAIN!!
In our last stimulating, extraordinary episode, Gary and Yellow Rose were hightailin' it to the planet of Glupterous to put them in a "time out," so to speak, because they were not "playing nice together," so to speak, and were even "emulsificating" one another, FOR SURE!
The foreboding landscape of Glupterous was made even more foreboding by the constant volcanic activity, smoke, ash, earthquakes, mudslides, sink holes, pot holes, and cracked sidewalks!
No wonder the Gluptillians were so cranky!
The great and powerful High Supreme Glirkheads had handpicked Yellow Rose to bring peace to the warring planet of Glupterous because she was just so sweet, positive, and had an awesome gun collection. Gary tagged along for comic relief.
Needless to say, landing the Silver Sausage on Glupterous was not a "piece of cake." Absolutely NOT! A piece of cake is soft, sweet, moist, and delicious, but this landing was hard, bumpy, shaky, and unappetizing! In fact, Gary "tossed his cookies"upon landing!
Yellow Rose - "Gary, did you REALLY have to "toss your cookies" upon landing?"
Gary - "What's the big deal? They were still in the package, and I don't eat lemon cookies, anyway! My mom put 'em in my lunch."
Yellow Rose - "Ha Ha Ha! Your mom?! Anyway, it's just not nice to litter all the planets we land on."
Gary - "You must be kidding, Yellow Rose! The hot lava will burn up the package in a few seconds, or the fearsome cookie monsters will grab the cookies before they hit the lava, or..."
Yellow Rose - "Okay...okay, I get it! Now let's proceed to the task at hand."
Gary - "What was the task again?"
Yellow Rose - "Good grief! Just follow me, Gary, and try to stay out of trouble."
Gary - "When have I ever got into trouble, Y.R.?
Yellow Rose - "Name one tom you HAVEN'T got into trouble, Gary!"
Gary - "Uh...umm...Hey, isn't it time for our break?!"
Yellow Rose - "We just got here!" You're trying to change the sub..."
All of a sudden, our heroes find themselves surrounded by 100 angry Gluptillians, all decked out in their scary war stuff!
War paint on their creepy, six eyed faces, wearing yakmuk fur on their muscular, scarred bodies, swords, knives, hatchets, and cork screws hanging from their belts, and holding emusificator weapons in their extra large, grotesque, gnarly hands!
Join us next Wednesday to see what happens to Yellow Rose and Gary!
Will they survive? Will they be emulsificated?
Will Gary do or say something stupid, and get them in to deeper trouble than what they already have?
The foreboding landscape of Glupterous was made even more foreboding by the constant volcanic activity, smoke, ash, earthquakes, mudslides, sink holes, pot holes, and cracked sidewalks!
No wonder the Gluptillians were so cranky!
The great and powerful High Supreme Glirkheads had handpicked Yellow Rose to bring peace to the warring planet of Glupterous because she was just so sweet, positive, and had an awesome gun collection. Gary tagged along for comic relief.
Needless to say, landing the Silver Sausage on Glupterous was not a "piece of cake." Absolutely NOT! A piece of cake is soft, sweet, moist, and delicious, but this landing was hard, bumpy, shaky, and unappetizing! In fact, Gary "tossed his cookies"upon landing!
Yellow Rose - "Gary, did you REALLY have to "toss your cookies" upon landing?"
Gary - "What's the big deal? They were still in the package, and I don't eat lemon cookies, anyway! My mom put 'em in my lunch."
Yellow Rose - "Ha Ha Ha! Your mom?! Anyway, it's just not nice to litter all the planets we land on."
Gary - "You must be kidding, Yellow Rose! The hot lava will burn up the package in a few seconds, or the fearsome cookie monsters will grab the cookies before they hit the lava, or..."
Yellow Rose - "Okay...okay, I get it! Now let's proceed to the task at hand."
Gary - "What was the task again?"
Yellow Rose - "Good grief! Just follow me, Gary, and try to stay out of trouble."
Gary - "When have I ever got into trouble, Y.R.?
Yellow Rose - "Name one tom you HAVEN'T got into trouble, Gary!"
Gary - "Uh...umm...Hey, isn't it time for our break?!"
Yellow Rose - "We just got here!" You're trying to change the sub..."
All of a sudden, our heroes find themselves surrounded by 100 angry Gluptillians, all decked out in their scary war stuff!
War paint on their creepy, six eyed faces, wearing yakmuk fur on their muscular, scarred bodies, swords, knives, hatchets, and cork screws hanging from their belts, and holding emusificator weapons in their extra large, grotesque, gnarly hands!
Join us next Wednesday to see what happens to Yellow Rose and Gary!
Will they survive? Will they be emulsificated?
Will Gary do or say something stupid, and get them in to deeper trouble than what they already have?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
No comments:
Post a Comment