BLOGGADOCIOUS 222

by Danny Maness

Someday in some future time (after I'm good and dead) a historectical scientifical dude will find a small sampling of Bloggadocious 222 by Danny Maness , and proclaim it to be like a cross between Mark Twain, Gary Larson, and Beethoven. (Not the composer, the St. Bernard)

At this pernt in time, no one realizes what a genius I am, in the same exact way people didn't recognize the genius of Moat-zart until he was deader than a dead stinking albatross on the beach, after 14 days.

Andy Kaufman is another one who really took off after his death! (Who thought wrestling women would be so entertaining, huh?) (Who thought lip syncing to the Mighty Mouse song would be so amusing, huh?)

I almost lost my place, ha ha ha, assuming I had a place, ha ha hee! When the scientifical, paleontoginist, historectimus discovers a wee portion of my extinct blog and shows it to a handful of other SPH's, the word will spread like while-far and everyone will be looking for bits and pizzas of my blog! Tiny, itty bitty pieces of ANYTHING I ever wrote will become priceless...PRICELESS, I say!!! Absolutely worth a LOT of cold hard cash!!

If you had enough guts to read this far, you have already concluded that my writing is real crappy, and are asking how this could become priceless, right?

Don't forget...we're talking FUTURE here! Probably in the year of 3535 when practically all forms of literature, entertainment, and happiness have been obliterated, and people will be starving for something...ANYTHING to divert their cyborg brains away from the lifeless planet we used to call earth!

In fact, the words you have just read will be like the Declaration Of Inter-dependence, to the future, twisted mutants that survive the 99.9% destruction of our pitiful, doomed planet! 

So go ahead, mock...ridicule...make fun...humiliate...make silly faces...have someone get down on their hands and knees behind me, while you push me over backwards...give me a noogie...it is all meaningless in the endless river of time! One day, in the distant future, my unique writing will be the Constitution of the Brave New World! 

Heaven help them!