Saturday Salutations
A salutation is a polite expression of greeting or goodwill. (For all of you in Goofy Ridge)
Happiness fills my old grumpy heart when I find that 25 good people viewed my blog yesterday, in spite of it not being posted on Fazeboog!
I suppose that it's okay...I mean...my life being only for laughs and all. Look at Don Knotts. From the tom he was on the Steve Allen Show as the "nervous" guy on the street, to portraying Barney Fife, to making funny, funny movies, HIS life was only for laughs. Only one big difference between him and me...he made a zillion dollars making folks laugh, and I've made el zippo!
The view counter says that 26,038 viewers have viewed my blog! I do not believe it, because I rarely receive any comments, except from my stunningly beautiful wife, Donna, my ever faithful friend Yellow Rose Mim Cheryl Merritt, and the also stunningly beautiful Kiel Villeneuve. (Just kidding Kiel, later on let's go play some rugby, eat pork rinds with some of that ghost pepper sauce, and crack our knuckles!)
Happiness fills my old grumpy heart when I find that 25 good people viewed my blog yesterday, in spite of it not being posted on Fazeboog!
25 viewers is more than enough to encourage me to continue on with my blog, namely..."My Life Is Only For Laughs."
What an appropriate name, too, because I never really accomplished anything of any impotance in my life. On the other hand, I guess about EVERYTHING I did was impotent, just not important!
Are you with me on this? Since my life will never make any difference to the world, or folks in general...my life is only for laughs!
Don't get me wrong, I would have loved to make a great scientific discovery, found a cure for the common cold, or wrote a profound, thought provoking novel (instead of my book Chickens' Butts and Coconuts), that would be in lye-berries all over the whole wide worm, but alas, such tings will never be! (What tings?)
I suppose that it's okay...I mean...my life being only for laughs and all. Look at Don Knotts. From the tom he was on the Steve Allen Show as the "nervous" guy on the street, to portraying Barney Fife, to making funny, funny movies, HIS life was only for laughs. Only one big difference between him and me...he made a zillion dollars making folks laugh, and I've made el zippo!
The view counter says that 26,038 viewers have viewed my blog! I do not believe it, because I rarely receive any comments, except from my stunningly beautiful wife, Donna, my ever faithful friend Yellow Rose Mim Cheryl Merritt, and the also stunningly beautiful Kiel Villeneuve. (Just kidding Kiel, later on let's go play some rugby, eat pork rinds with some of that ghost pepper sauce, and crack our knuckles!)
Since my life is only for laughs, it does give me a feeling of freedom, reckless abandon, and fun, because I'm a role model to nobody, not responsible for nuthin', and pretty much go unnoticed by the muggers! That ain't bad, is it?
So to make a long story even longer...uh...crap...I forgot what I was gonna say!
Anyway...have a laughter filled Saturday!!
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