OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

 When we last visited Gary and Yellow Rose...The super-powerful, vicious, extremely fast Depublikratians have been chasing our two amazing heroes to put them to a S...L...O...W..., painful, humiliating DEATH!!

Why? You ask, with that puzzled look on your faze!

Gary had innocently destroyed the sacred, golden temple of the Depublikratians, where they had worshiped for 100 billion kreptons!!

Gary - "I just want to tell you I'm sorry, Yellow Rose."

Yellow Rose - "Sorry for what?"

Gary - "I got you into this, my friend! I'm the one who accidentally emulsificated the sacred temple of the Depublikratians, and they're out to kill the both of us!"

Yellow Rose - "No worries, buddy. This is not the first tom you've done some super boneheaded stunt that has caused us to be killed."

Gary - "Well, we ain't killed yet, and we REALLY were never completely killed those other toms, only mostly killed!"

There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead!

All of a sudden, a loud explosion comes from the back of the Silver Sausage, with a great flash of light!! Our valiant heroes are thrown across the poop deck into the coffee maker! The coffee pot is knocked from the base and lands upside down over Gary's head, which makes him look like an astronaut!

A gigantic Republikratian warship has made a direct hit on the "cull shield" and has done significant damage to the ship! 

Looking out the porthole, our dynamic duo can see, not one, not two, but about 222 warships following them with a blood lust for their, uh, BLOOD! Yeah, that's it, a blood lust for their blood!!

Gary - 'It looks like we will REALLY be "deep sixed" this tom, Yellow Rose! Before we go to that "big heavenly universe in the sky," there has been something I've been wanting to tell you for a long tom!" 

Yellow Rose - "Gary, you don't...

Gary - "PLEASE, let me finish for once, wouldya?"

Yellow Rose - "But you..."

Gary - Yellow Rose! I NEED to tell you this!

Yellow Rose - "Okay, but I ...

Gary - "Well, here goes!  I am your Father!"

Yellow Rose - "Ha Ha Ha! Gary, you're not my Father!"

Gary - "I know, but it sounded so cool sayin' it with this coffee pot over my head! 

Yellow Rose - "It kinda did, Gary! Anyway, what I was trying to tell you was that we are out of danger. We just flew into the Kumbaya section of the universe where all wars, disputes, anger, killing, noogies, and everything confrontational and bad are nullified and void!"

Gary - "Very cool, Yellow Rose! So, once again we are spared from death!

Yellow Rose - "Correct, my faithful friend, but now that this adventure is over, I have something I've been wanting to tell you for the longest tom!"

Gary - "What is it, Yellow Rose? What is it?!

Yellow Rose - "You have toilet paper stuck to the bottom of your shoe."