OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

Hello boys and gorillas! During our last excursion into OUT OF THIS WORM WEDNESDAY, the whole galdurn Earth was surrounded by an armada of warships from the gigantic planet of Wrychus 1!

The Earth was sucking so bad, with it's wars and rumors of wars, pollution out the wazoo, corruption, incomprehensible ice bucket dysfunction, and the heartbreak of psoriasis, that the Wrychus 1 KILLER SHIPS were just about ready to obliterate the pathetic place we like to call Urth! 

Having trouble remembering the last episode? Listen to the song I wrote about the whole deal, okay? 

And this Tom, REALLY listen to it and don't cop out like a worm! 

Wrychus 1 Commander - "This stupid planet is hopeless! Get ready to emulsificate them on my count! One, two, buckle my shoe..."

First Leftenent Qwerty - "Commander, I see special activity going on the surface of this potentially doomed planet, through our stare-a-scope!"

Commander - (Pushes Leftenent Qwerty out of the way) "Let me see this, so called, activity!"

What they saw was something beyond miraculous, more wonderful than the bottom of a banana split when all of the sweet goodness runs together, more unbelievable than Angelina Jolie calling me...the inhabitants of this miserable planet were doing the ancient, life saving, "Dance Of Joy," that was taught to them by the legendary Yellow Rose and Gary! 

Of course, universal law states that if any of the inhabitants of a doomed planet does the "Dance Of Joy," they MUST NOT be destroyed!

Hallelujah! Because of our lovable little heroes, the Earth is saved! In addition, the Earthlings promise to clean up the whole place and stop their stinking wars! 

I LOVE happy endings, don't you?