OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
It had been over 750 years since our super heroes, Gary and Yellow Rose, had traveled to Krapton, in their Silver Sausage Spazeship! (Glirkazoids have long life spans)
Hey, this isn't the Silver Sausage!
Yellow Rose - "Gary...I'm thinkin' about trimming my antenna."
Gary - (Playing a video game) "Uh, wha?" (Involved with shooting virtual creatures in the game)
Y.R. - "I SAID, I'm thinkin' about trimming my antenna!"
Gary - (Still not paying attention) "Uh, huh. That's nice."
Y.R. - "Nevermind."
Their mission on Krapton would be to stop the Kraptonites from traveling to other planets, universes, and dimensions to "probe" unsuspecting victims, that causes a lot of pain, embarrassment and uncomfortableness!
Y. R. and Gary decided that the best way to stop them from these dastardly deeds would be to give them a diversion...something else to occupy their tom, and keep them out of trouble.
But, what? Probing innocent, clueless victims was so much fun for the Kraptonites! What could possibly replace that?
Y.R. - "I've got it, Gary!" Who is the greatest, legendary, phenominal, singer/songwriter/comedian/videographer person that Glirkazoids love the most?!"
Gary - "Barry Manilow?"
Y.R. - "NO, you little moron! Danny Maness!"
Gary - " I never liked Danny Manesses music."
Y.R. - (In Gary's face, now) "That's because you are tone deaf, and most of all, JEALOUS, because he's more popular than you on our home planet of Glirka!"
Gary - "He's not THAT popular."
Y.R. - "Are you kidding me? Every single pod (home) on Glirka has the entire collection of his music videos, C.D's, movie themes, and books, and his music is played 24/7 on the Glradio!"
Gary - "Okay, okay! Sheesh! What do you want to do?"
Y.R. - "I brought everything that Danny Maness has done, and we will hack into the biggest Kradio station on Krapton where his "magic" will spread unto the minds and hearts of the Kraptonites, and they will be too occupied with Danny's wonderful music and stuff, to go our probing unsuspecting "bums!"
TWO WEEKS LATER
Gary - (Calling out to Yellow Rose, who is in her spaceship "cabin") "Well, your idea worked, Y.R.! There has not been one incident of probing by the Kraptonites since they've started listening to the crappy music of Danny Maness."
Y.R. - (Yellow Rose walks out of her cabin) "That's nice, Gary." (Her antenna have been significantly TRIMMED!)
Gary - " YELLOW ROSE!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOURSELF?!! WHY?!! NOOOOO!!!!
Y.R. - " Gary! I TOLD you I was thinking about trimming my antenna, and you never objected!"
Gary - " You never told me you were thinking about trimming your beautiful antenna! I would have told you no!"
Y.R. - "I DID tell you, Gary. You were so preoccupied with your video game you didn't hear me."
Gary - (Crying) "Waaaaaaa, waaaaaaa!"
Y.R. - "Don't worry, my friend. They will grow back."
Example of the inimitable music of Danny Maness
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