OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

It would make my blog a lot more exciting if you play 

this music while your reading it! Thank you!

Traveling at breakneck speeds through the vast vasectomy of odder spaze is still a thrill for our intrepid explorers and protectors of the universe...Rosie and Gary! 

Yes! Rosie and Gary, powerful Glirkazoids! Super intelligent, super stars from the planet, Glirka, who have rescued billions of helpless creatures, and saved millions of doomed planets that were, uh...doomed! 

They traverse the trillions of quadrants of a zillion galaxies in their "state of the art" spazeship, The Silver Sausage, to emulsificate enemies of the defenseless and puny!

They do not fear ANYTHING or ANYONE, as they time travel, go through diverse dimensions, fly at 100 X warp speed, or simply hike on their cute little feetsies! 

Rosie and Gary are billions 

and billions of years old, but don't look a day over a million! 

Why am I telling you all of this? 

It's because our legendary hero and heroine are about to embark on the most remarkable adventure...EVER!

Isn't this exciting?! Sure it is!!

See ya next week for Out Of This World Wednesday!!!!  Yaaaaaay!

What? The music is still playing? 

Well, um...I mean...

Through the anals of hysterectomy, our valiant spaze warriors have fought for the rights and freedoms of all creatures great and small, to bring smiles of joy upon their alien faces, if they have faces, and defend the concepts and precepts of the Great Official Organized Fraternity of Big Alien Lizard Lads (G.O.O.F. B.A.L.L.) to the vast and various life forms in secret and not so secret places throughout the many universes that truly exist! 

Is the music still playing? Dang it!

Let's see...uh...I think we all remember the time when Rosie and Gary defeated the Gurrillian Beast with just a toothpick and some Gorilla Glue, and how about the other exciting adventure when our "daring duo" rescued a whole race of Levorians who would have been destroyed by the Emolphadites if they hadn't of stepped in! 

Is the music still on?  

Well, just turn it off! 

See ya next week!!

Due to Out Of This World Wednesday being cancelled, yesterday, I'm sharing this great Ancient Alien video from my friend, Gazza, who resides in Australia!

I contributed a short clip, that he, so generously, included!

WARNING...THIS IS NOT SUITABLE FOR CHITLINS!!

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

Gary The Glirkazoid did not like walking very much. He would rather beam himself from one place to another, however, his Medical Duckter told him he needed to walk, if he wanted to live a few hundred thousand more years.

So, Gary was doin' some power walking in a lovely, wuded area, on his home planet of Glirka, when he spotted a little white glunny who seemed to be in quite a rush!

Glunny - (Looking at his watch) "Oh, my...I'm so late..." At that, he popped down a pothole, real quick-like!

Gary thought this was quite strange, especially since he never heard a glunny talk before...so he jumped down the pothole his own self, out of curiosity, and found himself in a farm house that was spinning in the middle of a tornado, that eventually landed with a thud, in a land called Odd! 

Sadly, the house landed on Puff The Magic Dragon, which REALLY ticked of Little Jackie Paper, who vowed revenge upon Gary, but it wasn't even Gary's fault! 

Rosie, The Good Witch Of The Norris, floated down in a bubble and explained everything to Jackie Paper, so he didn't emulsificate our cute little Gary The Glirkazoid.

A bunch of Glirkazoids, all dressed in Lederhosen, kept telling Gary to follow the Jello Licked Road until he finds a giant beans talk, where he should NOT climb it, but instead, chop it down to make Licken Chittle start proclaiming, "The skype is falling...the skype is falling!!"

Gary was not born on a turnip truck, so he did nothing of the sort. He would find Rocky and Bullwinkle, Chris Martin and Kris Kringle to dance and sing the "It's all about dat bass" song, which would magically whisk him back to where he's never been before! 

Dangerous spaze travel was like a wog in the park, compared to this super-surreal "trip" Gary was experiencing in this dysfunctional dimension! 

A Wog

And who should come around the corner but Jed Clampett, dragging Granny, who had been imbibing of her rheumatiz medicine...profusely! 

Gary had never seen these folgs on this side of the T.Z. screen, and he seemed to be hovering up above the "cement pond" on a flying Mr. Ed, who kept repeating, in that deep voice, "When I make a promise...I keep it...when I make a promise...I KEEP IT...

Gary... "Ha! What a larf! Promises, promises...I'm a fool for promises, promises!"

Then something took Gary's alien breath away, when he saw the same exact little carnival that used to come, once a year, to his home town of Glatoraideuropia, with the lighted glerris weal, tilt a glirl, glerry go ground, and all the food vendors and games of chance! 

Chihuahua, Gary was surprised when it all changed into the whole fleet of Jurillinginging war ships that he and Rosie had destroyed 75,000 epochs ago! 

Gary now finds himselve playing the part that Clen Gampbell (the horse shooter) played in True Grit (arguably my FAVORITE movie) with John Wayne in his memorable role as Cooster Rogburn! 

All this was starting to make NO sense, whatsoever, when Gary realized he was in the middle of a pretty, psycho-delic video that made him very hackey...

All of a sudden our beloved Glirkazoid hears Robert Plant singing...

Robert Plant - Gary! Gaaary? Can ya hear me, ya little green bloke? Gary!

At that, Gary sees Rosie leaning over him, slapping his face, and calling his name.

Rosie - Gary, you were REALLY out of it for a while! You were talking in your sleep, saying things like white glunnies, potholes, Jackie Paper, Rocky and Bullwinkle....

Gary - Oh, thank goodness! It was only a dream!

Rosie - It's all okay now, Gary! Now just relax for now. John Wayne will be riding in on Mr. Ed to take you to the Jello Licked Road to find the real Puff The Magic Dragon who was not pulverized with that house after all, and the Jurillinginging War Ships are itchin' to go to battle with us, after we listen to some A.C. D.C...

Gary - A.C. / D.C. ? You know I'm more of a Joni Mitchell fan!! 

Rosie - "Wake up, Gary!" 

Gary REALLY wakes up this tom. 

Gary - "Rosie, remind me to NOT eat White Castle Hamburgers before I go to bed anymore!" 

Rosie - "Will do, buddy!"

OUT OF THIS WORM WEDNESDAY

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Since the tom of The Long Ranger, Shy Ann Bodie, The Mork Of Zorro, and Gun-smog, there hath never been greater legend-dairy heroes than Gary and Rosie, who are Glirkazoids from the distant plan-it of Glirka! 

When we left them last Wednesday, they were planning to ambush the ferocious Megathor creature before getting probed within' an inch of their lice! 

Rosie was waiting in the middle of one of the dark, dank Caves Of Guano, as bait, and Gary has climbed up on some rocks or shimmied up a stalactite, or something, to drop down on the vicious beast and put a choke hold on him as if he was selling "loosies" on a NewYork street corner! 

If you can remember, Gary and Rosie, had been searching for the ancient Ark Of The Holey Gruel, but now they have a slight detour, that makes the story more diverse. (Dis is diverse story I ever hoid)

The terrifying Megathor (who looks remarkably like a giant Tiny Tim or maybe Kenny G.) 

is within inches of grabbing our sweet Rosie...when...all of a sudden...Gary jumps on the creepy creatures back and puts him in the infamous "Glirkazoid Choke Hold" that incapacitates any, and all, wicked lifeforms, while Rosie uses her bull-whip to wrap around it's hairy legs to speed up the process of the giant going down hard!

Gary uses his shrink-ray to shrink the Megathor down to about 2 inches and releases him. (By the way did I ever tell you the story about Gary having the shrink-ray gun stuck down the front of his pants and it accidentally went off and...just joking...everybody knows Gary doesn't wear pants!)

No pants!

As if controlled by some unseen force, all of the thousands of bats that were hangin' around in the cave begin attacking our super heroes with a vengeance, but Rosie quickly emulsificates them until there's nothing left but their guano! (bat poo poo)

Gary - Me thinks someone...or some THING is trying to prevent us from finding the Ark Of The Holey Gruel that will make us extraordinarily powerful, wise, and guarantee we'll have a nice day!

Rosie - Puzzle me this, Gary...aren't we ALREADY  extraordinarily powerful, wise, and have nice days? 

Gary - Hmmm, you've got a good point, Rosie! Let's go find a White Castle Hamburger joint and forget this dumb quest! 

Rosie - I'm wit ya, spazeboy!!