OUT OF THIS WORM WEDNESDAY

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Since the tom of The Long Ranger, Shy Ann Bodie, The Mork Of Zorro, and Gun-smog, there hath never been greater legend-dairy heroes than Gary and Rosie, who are Glirkazoids from the distant plan-it of Glirka! 

When we left them last Wednesday, they were planning to ambush the ferocious Megathor creature before getting probed within' an inch of their lice! 

Rosie was waiting in the middle of one of the dark, dank Caves Of Guano, as bait, and Gary has climbed up on some rocks or shimmied up a stalactite, or something, to drop down on the vicious beast and put a choke hold on him as if he was selling "loosies" on a NewYork street corner! 

If you can remember, Gary and Rosie, had been searching for the ancient Ark Of The Holey Gruel, but now they have a slight detour, that makes the story more diverse. (Dis is diverse story I ever hoid)

The terrifying Megathor (who looks remarkably like a giant Tiny Tim or maybe Kenny G.) 

is within inches of grabbing our sweet Rosie...when...all of a sudden...Gary jumps on the creepy creatures back and puts him in the infamous "Glirkazoid Choke Hold" that incapacitates any, and all, wicked lifeforms, while Rosie uses her bull-whip to wrap around it's hairy legs to speed up the process of the giant going down hard!

Gary uses his shrink-ray to shrink the Megathor down to about 2 inches and releases him. (By the way did I ever tell you the story about Gary having the shrink-ray gun stuck down the front of his pants and it accidentally went off and...just joking...everybody knows Gary doesn't wear pants!)

No pants!

As if controlled by some unseen force, all of the thousands of bats that were hangin' around in the cave begin attacking our super heroes with a vengeance, but Rosie quickly emulsificates them until there's nothing left but their guano! (bat poo poo)

Gary - Me thinks someone...or some THING is trying to prevent us from finding the Ark Of The Holey Gruel that will make us extraordinarily powerful, wise, and guarantee we'll have a nice day!

Rosie - Puzzle me this, Gary...aren't we ALREADY  extraordinarily powerful, wise, and have nice days? 

Gary - Hmmm, you've got a good point, Rosie! Let's go find a White Castle Hamburger joint and forget this dumb quest! 

Rosie - I'm wit ya, spazeboy!!