OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

The poor, cute creatures on the planet of  Zaddy-Oh have been held in captivity for 222 billion years, and forced to work as slaves in the pupunite mines, for the ruthless, and toothless warlord, Mayness The Aaness! 

Rare photo of Mayness The Aaness! See why photos of him are so rare? 

One butt ugly creature! 

Mayness The Aaness is one of the most feared and powerful forces in the entire, cotton pickin' universe! 

Nearly everyone who have dared to come close to this enormous, gelatinous monster is repelled by the unbearable stench (even while wearing gas masks), and others who have, amazingly, gained close proximity to the beast, have been sucked into his quicksand-like body, with a giant slurping sound! 

It sounded kinda like this, but much louder!

Gounderus is a Zadohwian who only wants to make creatures laugh, but he is way too tired, after digging pupunite, 18 hours a day!

Manolis only wants to sing, and make music, but his throat is filled with pupunite dust, which makes it impossible!

Kate would love to travel, and see beautiful places, but how can she, whilst chained to a heavy pupunite cart in the mine!

How, oh, how will the weak, miserable Zadohwians be freed from the clutches of this horrible, stinking ruler? Hmmm?

Now the scene changes to the interior of the Silver Sausage Spazeship...

Gary - (Cleaning his emulsification weapon and singing to himself) ♪Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars...♪♪

Rosie - "Gary, you've been cleaning that thing all morning! Are you expecting some action soon? It's been so quiet lately."

Gary - "Rosie, you should know by now that all of our wild and crazy adventures begin after it's been real quiet-like for a while." 

At that very instant, the glirkaphone begins to ring!!!

Click on the phone to hear exactly how it sounds!

Return next week to find out what the phone call is all about! 

Is it all about dat bass, or something more exciting? 

OUT OF THE WORLD WEDNESDAY will see ya next week, gang!! 

Taa taa!

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

This quote from William Shakespeare was ACTUALLY written about the legendary, Glirkazoidian, super heroine, YELLOW ROSE!

                     No not this kind of heroine, silly!

THIS KIND!!

The story goes...Shakespeare was NOT a good writer at all. In fact, here is an example of one of his early poems that was never published...

"Roses are red, violets are blue,

London stinks of garbage."

As you can imagine, he needed help, big time!

Any of you that have read my two books, understand that after the Glirkazoids crash landed on earth, they went about helping earthlings to improve in knowledge, music, literature, inventiveness, and all kinds of stuff.

So, when Rosie (Yellow Rose) found out how much this unknown writer sucked, she mentored him for a few weeks, and he became the greatest writer of all tom!!

Blog reader - "But what about the small and fierce part, hmmm?"

Keep your pants on! I was getting to that!

In addition to helping Shakespeare with his writing, she also helped merry old England to defeat the Spanish Armada, win the battle over Napoleon at Waterloo,  and make the British Empire so powerful, the saying was..."The sun never sets on the British Empire!" (By the way, Rosie made up that saying) 

Rosie amazes folks, especially since she is only 4 inches tall in earth measurements! In fact, Yoda learned this phrase from Yellow Rose...

Why are we talking so much about Rosie?

Well, I'll tell you why!

Rosie and Gary are about to embark on their most scary, dangerous, thrilling, scary (I think I already said scary, sorry), exciting, exhilarating mission of all tom, and Rosie will display courage and fortitude beyond anythang you've ever seen in all yer born days!!! 

Return to OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY, next week, to begin the terrifying, yet thrilling  journey with Yellow Rose and Gary!!!!

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Even if we tried real hard to imagine the beauty and strangeness of outer spaze, it would be quite difficult for our puny earthling brains to comprehend.

Since a picture is worth a thousand worms, here is a tiny example of what it's like...

I Know this looks like a painting, but it's an actual photo taken from the Hubble telescope on April 23, 2010. Part of the Carina Nebula.

Maybe now you can understand why our beloved spaze warriors, Gary and Yellow Rose, absolutely LOVE traveling through the vast beauteousness of spaze! 

In fact, that is what they're doing at this moment in tom, whizzing across billions of light years of vastness, to embark on another exciting, dangerous mission! 

Please play dramatic music for full effect.

Rosie - (Staring out the porthole...by porthole, I mean window) "Oh, Gary, Come and look at the Carina Nebula, it is so awesomely beautiful!!"

Gary - "No can do, Rosie. Every time I look at that thing, I get that song in my head, playing over and over again!"

Rosie - "Oh, you mean, Cor..."

Gary - "Noooo! Don't even say the name of the song or it will begin looping in my little cranium!" 

Rosie - "Sorry, buddy! I almost had a slip of the tongue and said, Corrine Corrina!"

Gary - "Oh, nooooo! 

Rosie - "Is it playing in your brain now?"

Gary - "It has begun, Rosie, and heaven knows when it'll stop!"

My favorite version!

Rosie - "My bad, Gary" Is there anything I can do to make it stop playing in your head?"

Gary - "The only thing that has ever worked in the past, was for me to start laughing at something so much I forget about the song!"

Rosie - "What should I do, Gary?"

Gary - "♪Corrina, Corrina...♪♪ It's hard for me to concentrate with this, ♪♪Corrina, Corrina♪ looping in my head, but you need to grab a live chicken from the livestock hold, dress up like a mermaid, and come back here before I go bonkers!!"









Rosie returns in her best mermaid costume and a squawking chicken in her hands.

Gary - "Listen carefully, Rosie...Wave the squawking chicken back and forth over your head, while standing on one foot, and singing the Glirkazoid national anthem!" 

Rosie does as she is told.

Immediately, Gary begins to laugh hysterically, rolling on the floor with great guffaws! (Guffaw...A loud boisterous burst of laughter.)

Rosie - "Gary...you're laughing! Does this mean the song has stopped playing in your little head?"

Gary - "Ha ha...to tell you...ha ha ha...the truth...hee hee hee...the song stopped ten minutes ago, I just wanted to see you waving a chicken around...on one foot,,,ha ha... in a mermaid costume...ha ha ha ha...singing the freakin' Glirkazoid national anthem...hee hee hee, ha ha ha, hee hee!!"

Rosie - (Speaking very quietly) "Gary, come over here real close, and let me show you how I can fit a squawking chicken into a very small orafice."

Gary begins to run, and Rosie chases after him!!

Rosie - "Come back here you sawed off son of a Garconian Garbage Guy!!! You'll be fartin' feathers for 400 Farthian fortnights!!"

Well, well, well...boys and girls...so ends another episode of OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!

Join us next week for more fun with Rosie and Gary...Glirakazoids Of Legendary Fame!!!

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

Did you ever watch the super cool movie, "Independence Day?" 

I liked the part where Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith fly up to the muther ship of the aliens and destroy it to bits! That destruction makes all of the other evil alien ships flying around the Earth, crash to the ground, and the evil aliens die, die, die! Yaaaaay!

So, that takes us to Rosie's plan to save the inhabitants of Earth. 

Although the Galactapusians have set up Emulsification Stations on Earth, to emulsificate every life form on this helpless planet, Rosie knows that if their muther ship is put out of commission the Emulsification Stations will become inoperable! 

Rosie and Gary make a "bee line" for the great muther ship of the Galactapusians in their tiny Silver Sausage spazeship, which is only one tenth the size of "Gargantuoso," the Galactapusian's muther ship! 

On their way, they discuss important issues...

Rosie - "Did you get ALL of that toilet paper off your shoe, Gary?"

Gary - "I think so, (Gary levitates off the floor and shows her the bottoms of his spaze boots) take a look."

Rosie - "All clear. Speaking of toilet paper...why don't you ever put a new roll on when they are empty?"

Gary - "Don't you remember? You don't like the way I do it! I like the paper coming from down low, against the wall, and you like it coming over the top, away from the wall!"

Rosie - "No probleemo, Gary. Just do it my way, the RIGHT way!"

Gary - "Yeah...whatever...Hey, look what I just picked up on the screen from YouTube!"

Rosie - "What is YouTube?"

Gary - "It's this cool website on Earth that captures and replays EVERYTHING earthlings do! Even what their pets do! Dig this groovy rhyme, Rosie!"

Yeti, Sasquatch,

trackers at watch!
Hallucination, metachoric,
Bigfoot sighting stirs up Orick!
Gossamer-winged fairy,
HMS Mary,
Channel Islands, Scary Dairy,
Hendersons harbor Harry!

Insecto-humanoid torso,
Philip Corso!
Mass hysteria,
51st area!
Government conceals,
Pigman squeals!

Elvis alive,
hoaxers contrive!
Panic spread,
Paul is dead!
Positively preposterous,
Beebe Lake Rhinocerous!
Crop circle, ionized plasma vortex,
stimulated, temporal lobe cortex!

Needle in a haystack,
audio playback!
Evidence collected,
evidence rejected!
Eye witness report,
cynics retort!
Fact, fiction, fib, truth,
shot called, Babe Ruth!

Weekly World News exposé,
arch criminal, Keyser Söze!
Photographs blurry,
Momo, Missouri!
Convenient camera error,
Tuolumne Terror!
George Washington, not a single lie,
politicians honest? When pigs fly!

Rosie - "That is magnificent, Gary! Better 

than any of the poets on Glirka!Who wrote 

this?"


Gary - "Some dude by the name of Rhymesauce."

Rosie - "Such profound meaning and depth from a 

measly Earth creature!  I am astoundedly 

verklempt, my friend!"


Gary - "As am I, Rosie! As am I!"

Rosie - "Right now we need to forget about Rhymesauce and focus in on our dangerous, exciting mission to wipe out the muthership of the Galactapusians!"

After a long tom, our spaze dudes (or is that dudettes, oh, I don't know, maybe both) come into close proximity of "Gargantuoso," the enormous muther ship of the Galactapusians! 

Rosie - "We need to be very, very stealth, tactical, and cunning, to discombobulate the muther ship without taking any innocent lives."

Gary - "Onya, mate!" 

Gary is so distracted by Rosie's superhero outfit...

that he sets his Diet Coke on the red emulsification button, and accidentally emulsificates the whole dang Galactapusian muther ship! 

Gary - "Whoops! My bad!"

Rosie - (Shakes her head) "Gary, Gary, Gary...you did it again."

Gary - "Uh, yeah, um, I did...but look on the bright side...the inhabitants of the Earth will now be saved from emulsification...and that includes Chris Martin!!

Rosie - "Excellent point, my friend! Now lets put "Yellow" on the turntable (Glirkazoids are into vinyl) and transmigrate ourselves home!"

Link to the amazing...wait for it...wait for it...RHYMESAUCE...
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChfpEGCHu9njv2GNQG5sAcA