Wednesday, May 6, 2015

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY




Did you ever watch the super cool movie, "Independence Day?" 

I liked the part where Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith fly up to the muther ship of the aliens and destroy it to bits! That destruction makes all of the other evil alien ships flying around the Earth, crash to the ground, and the evil aliens die, die, die! Yaaaaay!

So, that takes us to Rosie's plan to save the inhabitants of Earth. 

Although the Galactapusians have set up Emulsification Stations on Earth, to emulsificate every life form on this helpless planet, Rosie knows that if their muther ship is put out of commission the Emulsification Stations will become inoperable! 

Rosie and Gary make a "bee line" for the great muther ship of the Galactapusians in their tiny Silver Sausage spazeship, which is only one tenth the size of "Gargantuoso," the Galactapusian's muther ship! 

On their way, they discuss important issues...

Rosie - "Did you get ALL of that toilet paper off your shoe, Gary?"

Gary - "I think so, (Gary levitates off the floor and shows her the bottoms of his spaze boots) take a look."

Rosie - "All clear. Speaking of toilet paper...why don't you ever put a new roll on when they are empty?"

Gary - "Don't you remember? You don't like the way I do it! I like the paper coming from down low, against the wall, and you like it coming over the top, away from the wall!"

Rosie - "No probleemo, Gary. Just do it my way, the RIGHT way!"

Gary - "Yeah...whatever...Hey, look what I just picked up on the screen from YouTube!"

Rosie - "What is YouTube?"

Gary - "It's this cool website on Earth that captures and replays EVERYTHING earthlings do! Even what their pets do! Dig this groovy rhyme, Rosie!"

Yeti, Sasquatch,
trackers at watch!
Hallucination, metachoric,
Bigfoot sighting stirs up Orick!
Gossamer-winged fairy,
HMS Mary,
Channel Islands, Scary Dairy,
Hendersons harbor Harry!

Insecto-humanoid torso,
Philip Corso!
Mass hysteria,
51st area!
Government conceals,
Pigman squeals!

Elvis alive,
hoaxers contrive!
Panic spread,
Paul is dead!
Positively preposterous,
Beebe Lake Rhinocerous!
Crop circle, ionized plasma vortex,
stimulated, temporal lobe cortex!

Needle in a haystack,
audio playback!
Evidence collected,
evidence rejected!
Eye witness report,
cynics retort!
Fact, fiction, fib, truth,
shot called, Babe Ruth!

Weekly World News exposé,
arch criminal, Keyser Söze!
Photographs blurry,
Momo, Missouri!
Convenient camera error,
Tuolumne Terror!
George Washington, not a single lie,
politicians honest? When pigs fly!


Rosie - "That is magnificent, Gary! Better 

than any of the poets on Glirka!Who wrote 

this?"


Gary - "Some dude by the name of Rhymesauce."




Rosie - "Such profound meaning and depth from a 

measly Earth creature!  I am astoundedly 

verklempt, my friend!"


Gary - "As am I, Rosie! As am I!"



Rosie - "Right now we need to forget about Rhymesauce and focus in on our dangerous, exciting mission to wipe out the muthership of the Galactapusians!"

After a long tom, our spaze dudes (or is that dudettes, oh, I don't know, maybe both) come into close proximity of "Gargantuoso," the enormous muther ship of the Galactapusians! 

Rosie - "We need to be very, very stealth, tactical, and cunning, to discombobulate the muther ship without taking any innocent lives."

Gary - "Onya, mate!" 

Gary is so distracted by Rosie's superhero outfit...

that he sets his Diet Coke on the red emulsification button, and accidentally emulsificates the whole dang Galactapusian muther ship! 






Gary - "Whoops! My bad!"

Rosie - (Shakes her head) "Gary, Gary, Gary...you did it again."

Gary - "Uh, yeah, um, I did...but look on the bright side...the inhabitants of the Earth will now be saved from emulsification...and that includes Chris Martin!!

Rosie - "Excellent point, my friend! Now lets put "Yellow" on the turntable (Glirkazoids are into vinyl) and transmigrate ourselves home!"

Link to the amazing...wait for it...wait for it...RHYMESAUCE...
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChfpEGCHu9njv2GNQG5sAcA

5 comments:

  1. Bee line to the mother ship....Lol! Rhymesauce , how cool to listen to dat cool rapper. 🎶 :) I'm sure happy Chris is safe from emulsification. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay haaaaaaaay dude, u got tolit paper on yo shoe. Your rock this blog ....oh yes u dooooo.

    Thanks this was awesome!

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    1. I just can't ever thank you enough for liking my weird blog, Rosie! Happy Mother's Day, too! You are entirely, magnificently AWESOME!!!

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    2. Aww gee thanks my dearest friend ever!

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  2. Honey, I'm always amazed how you come up with these funny stories every week! You're so creative and talented! Love you so much!!!

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  3. Baby! I love you as much as a Glirkazoid, loves candy canes...and that is BIG! Thanks for supporting my silly writing, songs, and videos! You are the BEST wife in the world!!!!

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