OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

Episode 4...The Finale

Rosie and Gary have landed on the planet of Zaddy-Oh to free the slaves from the despicable, Mayness The Aaness!

Mayness The Aaness

The first order of beeswax is to rush to the pupunite mines and release the miserable slaves before the cave-in, that Big Gazza prophesied about! 

Big Gazza

Meanwhile, in the pupunite mines...

Rhymesauce - "There it goes again, gang! That incessant rumbling! Me thinks this mine is itchin' to cave-in, me hearties!"

Gounderus - "I agree, Rhymy...but why are you talkin' like a pirate? It's not talk like a pirate day!"

Rhymesauce - "Uh...okay...I lost track of time, working in these dark, dank, stinkin' mines for all these eons."

Manolis - "I always try to look on the bright side, my friends, but if we have a cave in, we are DOOMED, because we're all locked in chains!"

Rumble, Rumble, RUMBLE, RUMBLE!!

Katest3r - "Blimey! I'm gettin' a wee bit scarrit from all this bloody rumblin', me hearties!"

Rhymesauce - "Sorry, Kate! I told you it was talk like a pirate day, and it's not."

Katest3r - "Aarrrg! Well, that's okay. I'm just sad that all of our dreams of traveling, making people laugh and sing, and sharing our love with the whole universe, and all the universes in the grand university will be smashed and dashed in to dust pretty soon!"

Rosie and Gary have reached the main entrance to the pupunite mines, and begin to devise a brilliant plan!

Gary - "Let's just emulsificate all the guards and use the "jaws of life" to break the chains of the miserable captives, Rosie!"

Rosie - "Not a good idea, Gary! We need to be stealth, so Mayness The Aaness doesn't hear us coming, and..."

Gary is not paying attention to Rosie, as usual, and begins storming the mine with his emulsificator blazing away! 

Then they hear the terrifying, deep throated voice of Mayness The Aaness, saying..."WHO DARES TO ENTER MY PUPUNITE MINES TO RELEASE MY MISERABLE SLAVES!

Then they see the gigantic, mighty monster coming down from his rocky mountain top, where he resides, intent on devouring our cute little warriors!"

Gary - "Oh, shidzel! We're in big trouble now, Rosie! My emulsificator will not work on the Aaness, and we never figured out a way to destroy this indestructible blob...Rosie! Rosie? Where are you Rosie?"

Well, well, well...our normally fearless Rosie has run away in the face of this hideous beast! Whoda thunk it! 

As the stinking, odorous beast moves closer to our hero, Gary, his gag reflex kicks in, which debilitates our little Glirkazoid to the point of helplessness! Up in the sky, Gary hears a familiar zoom zoom sound...it's the Silver Sausage Spazeship, with Rosie waving out of the window! 

Rosie - "Get out of the way, Gary!"

Gary manages to muster up enough strength to get about 90 pectres away from Mayness The Aaness (a pectre is about one earth meter), and Rosie positions the Silver Sausage over the ugly, jelly-like beast and drops a white substance on him. Immediately, his body begins making a hissing sound and he starts dissolving, dissolving, dissolving...into a big puddle of slime!

Rosie lands the Silver Sausage next to Gary.

Gary  - "How? Wha? How'd you do dat?"

Rosie - "Remember when I was trying to tell you that Mayness The Aaness is a terrestrial gastropod mollusc?"

Gary - "No..but go on."

Rosie - "Another name for a terrestrial gastropod mollusc is a SLUG! So I dumped the whole two tons of salt, you had inadvertently loaded on the ship, on his sluggy body, and voila, dissolve city!!"

The mine guards run away in fear, at the dissolvalation of Mayness The Aaness, and Gary is happy to use his handy dandy "jaws of life" to free the miserable miners before the mine caves in with a loud sound and lots of purple pupunite dust! It will make an AWESOME scene in the movie!

Gary - "That was fun!"

Rosie - "Yeah, Gary...and it's nice that the miserable miners can go back and resume their interesting, fascinating lives, in freedom and joyful emancipation!" 

We now see brief clips of the former slaves...Rhymesauce, Manolis, Gounderus, and Katest3r resuming their lives again...traveling hither and yon across the universe, entertaining trillions of creatures, making them larf and sing, and basically living happy ever after!

Boy howdy! What a cool ending to a ridiculously strange and exciting tale of OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!!

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

Episode 3

The SILVER SAUSAGE SPAZESHIP

Whilst our dynamic duo transmigrate themselves, in their Silver Sausage Spazeship, to the planet of Zaddy-Oh, to defeat the evil Mayness The Aaness, and release the slaves from the purple pupunite mines before they cave in; Rosie is doing a Gloogle search to find any weaknesses in that ugly, jelly bellied beast that can be used to destroy him.

                                  The ugly, jelly bellied beast...Mayness The Aaness

Rosie - "Hmm...this is interesting. Mayness The Aaness is a terrestrial gastropod mollusc, which means..."

Gary - "I don't have time for that, Rosie! I'm trying to think of ways to send Mayness The Aaness to that "big monster fest in the sky!"

Rosie - "This is important, Gary! You need to listen to..."

Gary - "We already know that emulsification does not work on that powerful creature...beheading is out of the question, because we can't get that close to him, due to the stench (and he doesn't really have a head)...we can't draw and quarter that gooey mass...burning him won't..."

Rosie - "Gary, if you would just pay attention to what..."

Gary - "Please...Rosie! You need to stop interrupting my brilliant thought  processes...wouldja?"

Rosie - (With a sigh) "As you wish."

Gary - "Now let's see...Mayness the Aaness has beaten my giant, which means he's exceptionally strong...he's bested my Spaniard, which means he has studied..."

Rosie - "What?! You're quoting lines from The Princess Bride movie, you goofball!"

Gary - "Uh...yes...it helps my prolific thoughts to process...umm...PURPOSELY!"

Rosie - "Oh, good grief!!" 

Meanwhile...back to the pathetic, pitiful slaves on Zaddy-Oh, who work in the purple pupunite mines profusely, but are now pondering pleasant playful days, before their incarceration in this pupunite prison, because the great Gounderus is doing one of his classic routines...

Amidst the roars of laughter from the miners, who are listening to Goundy's classic bit, a rumble is heard in the cave!

Rhymesauce - "Whawazat?"

Manolis - "It was only the ground settling, my friend! Just keep smiling, dude!"

Rhymesauce - "I'm not sure about that...We're listening to Goundy, making us chuckle, and wondering if this mine will buckle, we heard a rumble, here under ground, I don't dig that scary sound! (Disclaimer...This is an illegitimate Rhymesauce rhyme)

Here is a legitimate Rhymesauce rhyme...note the vast improvement...

We now return to the Silver Sausage, as Rosie and Gary are preparing to land on Zaddy-Oh...

Gary - "Okay, Rosie, do you have Zaddy-Oh in the stare-a-scope?"

Rosie - "Aye aye, Admiral Gary!"

Gary - "Is there something wrong with your eye eyes, Rosie?"

Rosie - "No, you knucklehead! Aye aye is an ancient response that means yes...especially on a vessel like this!" 

Gary - "Why not just say yes...and who you callin' knucklehead?"

Rosie - "Okay, okay...YES...I have Zaddy-Oh in the stare-a-scope! As for the other question...YOU...it's YOU I'm calling a knucklehead...you KNUCKLEHEAD!!"

Gary - "That's ADMIRAL Knucklehead, Rear Admiral Rosie!!"

Rosie - "That's another thing! I don't like that REAR Admiral rank you've given me! Are you insinuating something about my posterior?"

Gary - "Would I do that?"

Rosie - "Of course you would...but never mind that now, we need to land this bucket of bolts!"

Our super duper spaze cowboy enters all the landing co-ordinates into the spaze computer and they slowly descend to the...CRASH, BOOM, BUMP BUMP BUMP, SZZZZZZZ, POP!!!

Gary - "Gee whiz, Rosie! That's one of my best landings EVER!!"

Rosie - (Semi-conscious, on the deck, with debris on top of her) "Ayyyee, ayyyee, Ad-mi-ral!" (Then passes out cold)

WOW! What an exciting episode!

Will Rosie be okay?

Will they rescue the slaves from the pupunite mines before the inevitable cave in?

Will Katest3r be able to traverse the universe again?

Will Rhymesauce, Manolis and Gounderus be able to delight their billions of fans on every planet and every dimension, past, present and future? 

Hmmmm?

Join us next week for the adventures of Rosie, Gary, and all the rest in...wait for it...wait for it...

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY RIDES AGAIN!

Our intrepid Glirkazoid warriors, Rosie and Gary, go through the all important check list for their mission to Zaddy-Oh, to destroy the horrible Mayness The Aaness, who has enslaved the entire populace, to work in the purple pupunite mines in perpetuity! 

Gary - "Cull shield wipes for wiping the cull shield!"

Rosie - "Check!" 

Gary - "Six pair of Don Alversos tweezers for personal hygiene!"

Rosie - "Check!"

Gary - "Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt, for good fortune!"

Rosie "Check!"

Gary - "Ten lyrical, spherical, diabolical, denizens of the deep, who haul, stall, around the corner of the quo, of the quay, of the quivy, all at the very same tom!"

Rosie - "Check? Wait a minute, you're doing an old Jerry Lewis bit, you knucklehead! You need to take this seriously, Gary!"

Gary - "Ha Ha Ha! You were the one checking them off, Rosie! Chortle, hee hee haw!!"

Rosie - "Okay, you got me, but now, let's get down to business!"

Gary - "Two extra tons of sevrullium chrorate dilithium crystals for , emergency propelsion, if needed!"

Rosie - "No check!"

Gary - "Wha...wha...waddaya mean...no check?"

Rosie - "That's what I said, NO...CHECK!! It seems you ordered sodium chloride instead!"

Gary - "I ordered two tons of table salt?"

Rosie - "Righty oh, and it's too late to offload it! We need to get to Zaddy-Oh and free the slaves in the pupunite mines before they cave in, like Big Gaz prophesied!"

Big Gaz...Earthling Prophet

The Academy Award winning special effects take us through a colorful, spinning "wormhole," back to the planet of Zaddy-Oh, and down, down, deep down into the tomb-like pupunite mines, where we focus in on a really adorable green haired (sometimes red haired) creature, who goes by the name of Katest3r! 

The following song begins to play...

Please listen to this song during Katest3r's soliloquy.

A solil0quy is kinda like talking to yourself.

Katest3r - (Sitting on a pretty, purple, pile of pupunite, and pondering, prolifically)"I ham bloomin' hupset, that I ave to sit on this bloody pile o' pupunite, when I could bloody well be tiken amizin' vi-ki-tions about the flippin' universe!

"Blimey...once I traversed to all the beauteous pli-ces in the bloody universe with me beloved Tig, and now we're stuck in this pity-full pupunite prison!"

Rhymesauce - (Speaks to her from the darkness of the pit) "How can you talk that way, Katest3r? You don't have a Cockney accent!"

Katest3r - "I just thought it would make my character more interesting, Rhymesauce."

Rhymesauce - "Character? What do you mean?"

Katest3r - "I mean, if anyone ever writes a blog that recounts our exploits in this miserable mine, my character will be a bit more compelling!"

Gounderus - (Adding his two cents) "Katest3r! You don't need to do ANYTHING to improve your fascinating, engaging, marvelous personality! In addition, with your lovely green hair and magnificent adorableness, you will be the shining star of any blog that is eloquent enough to describe your stunning, beautiful heart, soul, and mind!"

Katest3r - "Wow, Goundy! You really have a way with words!" 

Rhymesauce - "He certainly does, in fact, I thought of a little Rhyme that goes along with his words..."

"Kate is cool, no need to improve,

Far out, sweet, and in the groove,

Fascinating and engaging,

Hair of green, and quite amazing,

I'll try to make this eloquent,

Katest3r is heaven sent!" 

Disclaimer - This is not a REAL Rhymesauce rhyme! Just an unreasonable facsimile! 

Katest3r - "You guys make me feel so special...uh, I mean...you blokes mike me feel so spiffers!"

Meanwhile...back on the Silver Sausage...

Gary - "Do we have tom to pick up a few thousand boiled eggs before we blast off, Rosie?"

Rosie - "Why in the universe would we bring a few thousand boiled eggs...and who's Tom?"

Gary - "To use up the two tons of salt I accidentally loaded on the ship! I love salt on my boiled eggs!"

Rosie - "We can release the salt on our way, goofball, but right now we need to blast off into the wild black yonder of spaze!!"

Rosie pushes the "go go" button and we hear the cool sound as the Silver Sausage swooshes off...

Actual sound of the legendary Silver Sausage spazeship!

Wait a minute! How are they going to defeat the indestructible, Mayness The Aaness when they arrive on Zaddy-Oh?!

Will they arrive before the pupunite mine poops out, and pummels the population with pebbles and pub-sized poulders?! (I mean boulders!)

Join us next week for the next exciting and bizarre episode of...

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

Please click on the phone ringing sound to re-live the moment from last episode!!

When the special Glirkaphone rings, Yellow Rose and Gary rush to it, because they know it is something very impotent! Impotent? I mean, important!! 

Rosie gets there first, as usual, and excitedly answers...

Rosie - "Hewwo!" (Rosie has a slight speech impediment when she's excited.) "Yes, this is Wosie. You don't say! You don't say! YOU DON'T SAY!!! Bye, bye!!"

Gary - "Who was it, Rosie!!"

Rosie - "He didn't say! Ha, ha ha, just kiddin' ya, ole pard! It was Big Gaz, callin' from the planet Earth! He said, "BEWARE THE PUPUNITE MINES (this was said with a big echoing sound effect, for emphasis), they cave in...at times! Wow! he even made a rhyme, like Rhymesauce!"

The amazing profit, er..prophet, Big Gaz!!

Rhymesauce...Master Rhymer of the Universe!!!

Gary - "That makes no sense to me, Rosie! What mines could he be talking about? Where are they? What do they have to do with us? And...what the heck is pupunite?"

Rosie - "Didn't you read the last issue of Super Heroes Gazette?" 

Gary - "Are you kidding? I haven't READ anything for two millennium! Who READS anymore?

Rosie - (Rolls her eyes) "Anyway...if you had read it, you would know that the pupunite mines are on the planet of Zaddy-Oh, and pupunite is a purple mineral that can be utilized in a thousand different ways; for rocket fuel, fertilizer, hairspray, whipped topping, desalinating sea water, relieve an upset tummy, loosen rusted bolts, and the list goes on and on! However, the vicious, smelly, grotesque monster, Mayness The Aaness, has enslaved the inhabitants of Zaddy-Oh to work in the mines until they drop! What does that have to do with us? I think that...

(The glirkaphone begins to ring again)

Wow, it changed color and looks a lot different! It must have morphed! 

This tom, Gary wins the race to the phone by tripping Rosie!

Gary - "Yellow! Yes, this is Admiral Gary, of the Silver Sausage Spazeship. How may I help you? Uh huh...okay...REALLY...interesting...

very well...you have a nice day as well...taaa."

Rosie - (Picking herself up off the floor) "Who was that, Gary?"

Gary - " Oh, it was just the Supreme Glirkhead, sending us on another suicide mission to that Zaddy-Oh planet you were talking about, to defeat the undefeatable Mayness The Aaness, and free the millions of slaves working in the pupunite mines."

Another gruesome viewing of the butt-ugly Mayness The Aaness! Makes me shudder!

Now, through the magic of cinematography, we are transmigrated to a pupunite mine entrance on the distant planet of Zaddy-Oh! The camera dude, cinemotographfully, leads us through the entrance, and down , down the mine shaft, miles and miles, to the dark, dank, deep purple, humongous cavern! 

Now the camera dude slowly zooms in on a poor Zaddohwian miner who is rap singing. A once celebrated creature who was the Poet Laureate of the whole dang planet of Zaddy-Oh! His name is Rhymesauce...and this is what he is singing...

         Listen to Rhymesauce's rapsong, please!

Big Burly Miner - (In tears) "Rhymesause, dat was da mos beauteous rhymin' I ever hoid! Specially da part about da ghettos, Bro!"

Rhymesauce - "Do you mean...People out here, it's like they don't even know the outside world exists. Might as well be living on the freakin' Moon. There's all kinds of ghettos in the world. It's all one ghetto, man, giant gutter in outer space?"

Big Burly Miner - (Still crying) "Yeah, dats it, Rhymesauce, dats da part I liked da bes!"

Rhymesauce - "Well, I didn't write that, man. It's from an Earth HBO show called True Detective, but I know what you mean, big man.

"Working in these pupunite mines, in almost total darkness, with purple pupunite dust filling our eyes, nose and lungs is like a disgusting ghetto, man, a stinking, giant gutter in outer space!

"Ya know, I used to be a celebrity, man. They called me "Master Rhymer of the Universe! Creatures across the entire universe would read my rhymes, until Mayness The Aaness sent his goons to enslave me in these sickening purple pupunite mines! I HATE PUPUNITE! I HATE MAYNESS THE AANESS! WHY DOESN'T SOMEBODY COME TO SAVE US!!"

Big Burly Miner - "Calm down, Rhymy, look on da bright side, ya got me!!

Big Burly Miner

A dark, handsome creature, dragging a ball and chain that's locked around his ankle, makes his way over to Rhymesauce . This is Manolis.

Manolis - "Ha Ha! You also have ME, my friend! I may not be able to sing to stadiums of millions of creatures anymore (cough, cough), but I can bring smiles to my friends! Smiles everybody...smiles!!

Rhymesauce - "That is very true, Manolis! Even when YOU are suffering you make others happy...and I am confident that after we are free from this pupunite dust, your throat and lungs will heal, and you'll be singing better than ever, to the trillions of diverse creatures in the universe!"

Manolis - "Thank you, my dear friend, Rhymesauce, however, there is one here that can make ALL of the miners laugh out loud, in spite of their suffering in this miserable pit...wait...do you hear that laughter? It must be the funny man I was talking about...Gounderus!"

Gounderus - (In a makeshift wig and talking in a child's high pitched voice) "I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY...have to pee!"

All the miners within the sound of his voice just roar with laughter!

Manolis - "Goundy! Come over here for a minute, my friend!"

Gounderus - "Hello, my super talented friends. who bring so much happiness to others with your magnificent talents, superior wit, and good looks! How's it hangin'?!"

Everyone laughs robustly at Goundy's "how's it hangin' line," and they don't even know why!

At this very moment, we are transmigrated back to the Silver Sausage Spazeship where Gary and Rosie are packing things for their mission to Zaddy-Oh,

Gary - (Trying to squeeze his emulsificator gun into a suitcase)"Have you figured out how we are going to eliminate Mayness The Aaness, Rosie?"

Rosie - "Might as well not even pack your emulsificator, Gary. Emulsification does not work on Geltoids, and Mayness The Aaness is a Geltoid through and through!"

Gary - "Then how will we destroy him, Rosie?"

Rosie - "I'm researching that. There must be some way to put his lights out." 

Gary - "Put his lights out? I thought we were going to waste him, make him room temperature, deep six the dude, fit him for a pair of cement over shoes..."

Rosie - "You've been watching way too many old gangster movies, Gary!"

How will Mayness The Aaness be turned into a piece a dead meat?

Will Rosie find the weapon to obliterate this monstrous, slaveholder?

Visit us next week for another adventurous episode of...

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!!!

Gounderus The Great