OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

Episode 3

The SILVER SAUSAGE SPAZESHIP

Whilst our dynamic duo transmigrate themselves, in their Silver Sausage Spazeship, to the planet of Zaddy-Oh, to defeat the evil Mayness The Aaness, and release the slaves from the purple pupunite mines before they cave in; Rosie is doing a Gloogle search to find any weaknesses in that ugly, jelly bellied beast that can be used to destroy him.

                                  The ugly, jelly bellied beast...Mayness The Aaness

Rosie - "Hmm...this is interesting. Mayness The Aaness is a terrestrial gastropod mollusc, which means..."

Gary - "I don't have time for that, Rosie! I'm trying to think of ways to send Mayness The Aaness to that "big monster fest in the sky!"

Rosie - "This is important, Gary! You need to listen to..."

Gary - "We already know that emulsification does not work on that powerful creature...beheading is out of the question, because we can't get that close to him, due to the stench (and he doesn't really have a head)...we can't draw and quarter that gooey mass...burning him won't..."

Rosie - "Gary, if you would just pay attention to what..."

Gary - "Please...Rosie! You need to stop interrupting my brilliant thought  processes...wouldja?"

Rosie - (With a sigh) "As you wish."

Gary - "Now let's see...Mayness the Aaness has beaten my giant, which means he's exceptionally strong...he's bested my Spaniard, which means he has studied..."

Rosie - "What?! You're quoting lines from The Princess Bride movie, you goofball!"

Gary - "Uh...yes...it helps my prolific thoughts to process...umm...PURPOSELY!"

Rosie - "Oh, good grief!!" 

Meanwhile...back to the pathetic, pitiful slaves on Zaddy-Oh, who work in the purple pupunite mines profusely, but are now pondering pleasant playful days, before their incarceration in this pupunite prison, because the great Gounderus is doing one of his classic routines...

Amidst the roars of laughter from the miners, who are listening to Goundy's classic bit, a rumble is heard in the cave!

Rhymesauce - "Whawazat?"

Manolis - "It was only the ground settling, my friend! Just keep smiling, dude!"

Rhymesauce - "I'm not sure about that...We're listening to Goundy, making us chuckle, and wondering if this mine will buckle, we heard a rumble, here under ground, I don't dig that scary sound! (Disclaimer...This is an illegitimate Rhymesauce rhyme)

Here is a legitimate Rhymesauce rhyme...note the vast improvement...

We now return to the Silver Sausage, as Rosie and Gary are preparing to land on Zaddy-Oh...

Gary - "Okay, Rosie, do you have Zaddy-Oh in the stare-a-scope?"

Rosie - "Aye aye, Admiral Gary!"

Gary - "Is there something wrong with your eye eyes, Rosie?"

Rosie - "No, you knucklehead! Aye aye is an ancient response that means yes...especially on a vessel like this!" 

Gary - "Why not just say yes...and who you callin' knucklehead?"

Rosie - "Okay, okay...YES...I have Zaddy-Oh in the stare-a-scope! As for the other question...YOU...it's YOU I'm calling a knucklehead...you KNUCKLEHEAD!!"

Gary - "That's ADMIRAL Knucklehead, Rear Admiral Rosie!!"

Rosie - "That's another thing! I don't like that REAR Admiral rank you've given me! Are you insinuating something about my posterior?"

Gary - "Would I do that?"

Rosie - "Of course you would...but never mind that now, we need to land this bucket of bolts!"

Our super duper spaze cowboy enters all the landing co-ordinates into the spaze computer and they slowly descend to the...CRASH, BOOM, BUMP BUMP BUMP, SZZZZZZZ, POP!!!

Gary - "Gee whiz, Rosie! That's one of my best landings EVER!!"

Rosie - (Semi-conscious, on the deck, with debris on top of her) "Ayyyee, ayyyee, Ad-mi-ral!" (Then passes out cold)

WOW! What an exciting episode!

Will Rosie be okay?

Will they rescue the slaves from the pupunite mines before the inevitable cave in?

Will Katest3r be able to traverse the universe again?

Will Rhymesauce, Manolis and Gounderus be able to delight their billions of fans on every planet and every dimension, past, present and future? 

Hmmmm?

Join us next week for the adventures of Rosie, Gary, and all the rest in...wait for it...wait for it...