OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

When Rosie and Gary are not busy saving alien worlds, bringing peace to the universe, emulsificating wicked monsters, and doing all the things that super heroes normally do...they like to relax with a Dos Equis! 

Gary - "Rosie, do you think I'm the most interesting man in the world?"

Rosie - "Well, Gary...first of all, you're not a man...you're a Glirkazoid. 

"Secondly, we have lived on many worlds, so you need to specify which world you're talking about.

"Thirdly, I would never use interesting to describe you, because interesting doesn't do you justice. You are more along the lines of wacky, or maybe madcap might be a better description."

Gary - "Wacky?! Madcap?! I resemble those descriptions of me!!" 

Rosie - "Don't you mean you resent those descriptions of you?"

Gary - "Yeah! That, too!!"

Rosie - "Oh, brother! Maybe you need to ditch the Dos Equis and go to bed."

Gary - "I tink I doul dat, Wosie! Nigh, night!"

Rosie - "Goodnight, Gary! Don't let the "spacebugs" bite!"

Gary staggers off to his "berthing space" to go beddy bye, and Rosie decides to take a little "spaze walk" around their Silver Sausage spazeship, before retiring for the night.

A "spaze walk" is not really walking at all, but floating around, gazing at the beauteous universe,whilst tethered to the ship. 

This always helps Rosie to sleep.

This is NOT Rosie, but it gives you the idea.

THIS is Rosie!

The scene now changes from little Rosie floating around in the beautific backdrop of spaze, to Gary waking up the next morning with a gigantic hangover! 

Gary - "Rosie! I don't smell any coffee, Rosie! You've been making coffee every morning for the last few thousand qwellerrounds, and now you decided to sleep in?"

Gary knocks on Rosie's door, enthusiastically!

Gary -  "Rosie! Wake up, you slacker! I needs me coffee, you scallywag! Ha Ha Ha! Just kidding, Rosie, but I have a humongous hangover, and would you PLEASE make your delicious coffee before my brain explodes!

"Are you mad at me, girl? Why aren't you answering?"

Gary opens the door very slowly, peeks inside, and begins to whisper Rosie's name.

Gary - "Rosie? Rosie? Are you okay? It's dark in here, and I can't see much of anything, Rosie! Then Gary discovers....

ROSIE'S BUNK IS EMPTY!!!!!!

Gary searches the entire Silver Sausage spazeship...the bridge...the galley, the "head"(bathroom)...the holodeck...the gym...the Olympic sized swimming pool...the soccer field...the auditorium...the movie theater...the bowling alley...the 18 hole golf course...and then it hits him like a ton of asteroids!...Rosie must have taken her nightly spazewalk...and the door must have locked behind her, so she couldn't get back in! That's gotta be it!!

Gary looks out the porthole of the ship, and a cold chill runs up and down his little spine!!!

ALL HE SEES IS THE LOOSE TETHER, WITH NO ROSIE ON THE END!!!!!

Where could she have gone, in this deep, dark, uncharted vastness of outer spaze?!!!

Join us for more chilling, mysterious, uh...STUFF...in next week's

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!