Out Of This World Wednesday
Rain is a frquent visitor to the planet of Glirka, in the northern regions, across the fertile valleys, in the fall, between 6:00 A.M. and 9:00 P.M., on Tuesdays, if it's not snowing.
Gary despised the rain, because he didn't like getting wet, it made his antenna droop, and it would cause the Silver Sausage to stall out.
Rosie - ♪♪"Whatcha doin', Gary?♫
Gary - "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm trying to start our cockadoodie spazeship that has stalled out in the dagblasted rain!!"
Rosie - "Oh, don't be such a rainbasher, Gary! I totally, and absolutely LOVE the rain as it gently flows down from heaven to refresh our planet, water the flora and fauna, fill our lovely lakes, ponds..."
Gary - "You're all wet, Rosie!"
Rosie - "How dare you insult my opinion like that, you dirty..."
Gary - "No...I mean you're GETTING all wet standing out in the rain! Come here under the cull shield where it's dry!"
Rosie - "This is kind of romantic, listening to the raindrops on the cull shield, just you and me..."
Gary - "Hand me that snerklewrench, Rosie."
Rosie - "Uh, what?"
Gary - "The SNERKLEWRENCH...we gotta get this bucket a bolts started to go on our next mission!"
Rosie - (Indignant) "Sometimes I think there are more important things than our stupid missions...here's your dumb farklewrench!!"
Rosie - (Indignant) "Sometimes I think there are more important things than our stupid missions...here's your dumb farklewrench!!"
Gary - "Farklewrench? How can I loosen the bicklebolts with a farklewrench? I need a snerklewrench..."
Rosie - "Here's your @#%&* snerklewrench, and you know where you can stick it!!"
Gary - "You seem a bit tense. Rosie. Is this one of your female times of the month?"
Rosie - "THAT DOES IT!!! I'm taking this snerklewrench AND the farklewrench and sticking them where the sun don't shine!!! BEND OVER, SUCKER!!!!"
Gary begins to run away from Rosie, as if his life depends on it (and it does), and as they are running, they see something that instantly stops them in their tracks!!
What do they see?
Is it a vicious spaze monster?
An invasion of evil creatures from a nearby planet?
A gigantic sock puppet that resembles Big Gaz?
Join us next Wednesday for answers... in OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!!!
That bloke looks menacing :)
ReplyDeleteMenacing ain't the word for it, mate! I would use the term, evil genius that makes Darth Vader look like a saint! Or EGTMDVLLAS!
DeleteLol, those words, those wrenches, heck the insults. Run Gary run before Rosie puts a farklerench where da son don't shine, where its dark all da tom, where its uhmmmmmmm , I better stop before I get into deep mud. Wonder what Rosie & Gary have run into now. Ohhhhhhh my. I'll have to just wait I suppose. Good job my friend. This was very funny!
ReplyDeleteAhhhh, what a relief! Reading your FUNNY, FUNNY comments is like a breath of fresh air, after coming out of a dark, dank, oxygen deprived pit! I know, I'm overly dramatic, but you know I have a flair for exaggeration! LOL!
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