OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
Episode Three
Episode Three
Before we begin, brothers and sisters, I don't like begging, but I NEED more comments on my blog, to survive!!!
I know a lot of you are reading my blog every week, but if I don't receive more comments, I'll be banned from Blogger...FOREVER!! (not really)
I know a lot of you are reading my blog every week, but if I don't receive more comments, I'll be banned from Blogger...FOREVER!! (not really)
That's the way it works! They don't want mediocre bloggers associated with their Blogger name, and they will delete my whole dang blog, that I've slaved over for a number of years, unless I get a significant number of comments! (not true)
As you may, or may not recall, Rosie and Gary are on their way to the planet of Sophomore, to retrieve the precious Golden Chicken Of Kluck, that was abducted from the Glirkazoids 222,000 spazeyears ago by the Sophomorusians!
The Golden Chicken Of Kluck is a chicken made of gold, that comes to life on just one day of the year, and lays platinum eggs, without stopping, for 24 parsecians! No yoke!!
Gary - "Rosie, as you know, we will need to enter another dimension to get to Sophomore, so prepare yourself!"
Rosie - "I know...I know. I so abhor inter-dimensional travel! It makes me sick, throws off my equilibrium, and messes up my hair!"
The Golden Chicken Of Kluck is a chicken made of gold, that comes to life on just one day of the year, and lays platinum eggs, without stopping, for 24 parsecians! No yoke!!
Gary - "Rosie, as you know, we will need to enter another dimension to get to Sophomore, so prepare yourself!"
Rosie - "I know...I know. I so abhor inter-dimensional travel! It makes me sick, throws off my equilibrium, and messes up my hair!"
Gary - "What hair, Rosie? You don't have any hair! Ha ha ha!"
Rosie - "I do so, skeezix! ( skeezix is slang for total loser)It's just fine, like frog's hair!"
Gary is not paying attention to Rosie anymore, because he is making preparation for the delicate, complicated shift to inter-dimensional travel, where even the tiniest error can prove fatal to the highest degree!
Gary - "Set the IDTMSC, Rosie!"
Rosie - "The what?!"
Gary - "The IDTMSC! Inter Dimensional Travel Manipulator Spaze Contraption!
Rosie - " Why didn't you say so in the first place, knucklehead?"
Gary - "That's CAPTAIN Knucklehead to you, Rosie! Now start the vortex, spinning wheely thingy that sucks us into the other dimension!"
Rosie - "Aye aye, Captain Knucklehead!"
The Silver Sausage begins to shake convulsively, and weird music begins playing, that sounds like this...
Weird music!
Gary - "Hold on to your tussie, Rosie! Here we go!!"
Rosie - "Hold on to my what?"
At that instant, our intrepid heroes are, unceremoniously, sucked into the whirling, swirling vortex, that will propel them into a whole nuther dimension!
In just a nano second, our super-duper heroes are flung into another dimension, where things are, shall we say...DIFFERENT.
Rosie - "Weerd, Gary, feel am I, me thniks,trhoing up gonna me.
Gary - "Dimenzion new, getting used to have soon.
Rosie stumbles around for a bit, due to a temporary loss of equilibrium, and then, unceremoniously, pukes. (Tell me if I already used the word, unceremoniously, I don't have tom to look back)
Rosie - "Oh, dear, is my hair messed up , Gary?"
Gary - "It's fine as frog's hair, split four ways, darlin'."
As our "tremendous two" begin the descent to the surreal looking planet of Sophomore, they speculate on what obstacles they may encounter during this exciting adventure to take back the Golden Chicken Of Kluck.
Rosie - "Gary...of course you know that the inhabitants of Sophomore are some of the most blood thirsty warriors in this dimension, and will fight to the death to keep the priceless Golden Chicken Of Kluck, don't you?"
Gary - "Say, WHAT? I did not know that! Maybe we should abort the mission and not even land on...
At that, the Silver Sausage makes an unceremonious landing on the surface of Sophomore! (Deja Vu all over again)
Not an actual picture of the Silver Sausage
Spazeballs!
Will Rosie and Gary be able to bring back the fantastic Golden Chicken Of Kluck?
Are there any tow trucks on Sophomore to pull the Silver Sausage out of the ground?
Join us next week for the cosmic, far out, OUT OF THIS WORLD adventures of Rosie and Gary!
Please, don't forget to comment about this blog, for the sake of humanity and aliens alike!!!
Call the AA - Astrodimensional Assistant
ReplyDeleteThanks, Gig Gaz! I hope I they can find their membership card!
DeleteGood read. That spinning thing almost made me fall out of bed. Maybe shouldn't read when on pain pills. Lol
ReplyDeleteThank you, Jeremy! My Wednesday blog is very surreal, and weird, so I'm glad you liked it!
DeleteGood read. That spinning thing almost made me fall out of bed. Maybe shouldn't read when on pain pills. Lol
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Cool stuff, Paul! Great Outer Limits link! Thank you!!
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