Wednesday, May 25, 2016

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
The Fliladdilators
Episode 1




Gary and Rosie are returning back to their home planet of Glirka, after retrieving the ancient, sacred, Golden Chicken Of Kluck, and returning it to the ancient, sacred Museum Of Chicken Artifacts, when Gary begins to speak. Let's listen...




Gary - "Something is bothering me, Rosie."




Rosie - "Whazat, Chief?"

Gary - "Our last mission seemed to have an anti-climactic ending."

Rosie - "Whazat, Chief?"

Gary - "I just Gloogled it, let's see...Lacking climax, disappointing or ironically insignificant following of impressive foreshadowing. After all the buildup, the ending of the story was an anti-climactic let down."

Rosie - "Where did you get that stupid idea?"

Gary - "Does it matter?"

Rosie - "Of course it does, dufus! Listen to me, carefully. Our last story ended with four of the fab five using all of their super skills to defeat zombies, demons, machines and monsters of all shapes and sizes, and then, at the VERY last part, you emulsificated the bad guy into a little puddle!"




"I think it was a grand climax!!!"

"Whoever told you it was anti-climactic was probably jealous of you, or just a big, dumb idiot!!"

Gary - "It was Big Gaz."




Rosie -"He could have a point, my friend!"

Gary - "But...but...I thought you just said..."

Rosie - "Never mind what I said, Bozo! Big Gaz is a legendary soothsayer, sage, parsley, prognosticator, and fountain of smart wisdom! You NEED to listen to him!!"

Gary - "Hmmm? Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Rosie?"

Rosie - "I think I am, pardner!"

Rosie and Gary - "WE NEED MORE PAZAZZ!!!"




Due to the blog creators debilitating eye surgery, I'm making this episode short. I'll try to do better next tom! If I can't find Tom, I'll do it on my own!

That doesn't really compute, but give me a break...I'm half blonde...I mean, blind...or maybe both...how would I know, I can't see myself in the mirror...but then, how am I typing this? So many mystery's!! 









8 comments:

  1. These and other things will be revealed. As long as they keep their pants on, I'm OK with it

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    1. Rosie can take her pants off. That's okay with me! It would satisfy my cartoon girl fantasy that I've had since Daisy Duck! However, I don't care to see Gary's "bippy" one iota!

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  2. It's all about the pazazz! Here's to a speedy recovery, Danny!

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  3. You are full of pazazz! Wait I mean your blog is full of pazazz......hey you both full of pazazz! I like pazazz. Hope u can C soon. Oh my! <3

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    1. Thanks, funny gal! My nuther eye is being done on Tuesday, and I should have Superman vision after that!! Xray vision, no less! Ha ha!!Keep the pazazz flowing, my BFF!!!

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    2. Get well soon and take good care of you. Praying for your perdy eye. <3

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    3. Awww! You always have a way of making my day! Thanks, Rosie!!

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