I Know Quacky The Duck-Personally
The famous, Quacky (The Duck), with my granddaughter Breanna
I have always been curious about the folks who wear the iconic and legendary suits that have triggered the imaginations of tiny tots throughout their little, innocent lives.
Barney, for instance.
The Big Bird Guy.
Snuffleupagus dude.
So you must know how blessed, excited, thrilled and profoundly joyful I am to have discovered the secret identity of QUACKY THE DUCK!
Who is Quacky the duck, you ask so inquisitively?
Well, Quacky is the official mascot of The Center For Prevention Of Abuse, and he/she will be marching in the oldest Santa Claus Parade in the U.S. that, incidentally, takes place TODAY (11/23/2018), here in good ole Peoria, Illinois!
The super cool part about all of this is that through connections, text messages, morse code, gossip, smoke signals and word of mouse mouth, I've gained access to information that has provided the secret info as to whom the person behind Quacky truly is!
I really, really, really wish I could share my secret with all of you, but I took a sworn oath to hold my tongue, and it's making it very hard to eat my breakfast!
Just wanted to conclude this brief blog posting with a picture of my sophisticated, award winning step daughter, Ashley, who in NO WAY is Quacky the duck! Even if everyone tells you she is wearing that Quacky the duck suit, don't believe them!
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