The Big Benefit Of Potholes!

We Illinoisians are way too familiar with potholes!

We curse them, call our politicians about them, cry about them, drive crazy to avoid them, and HATE, HATE, HATE them!!!

Here is the beauty part about them, folks!

When the moon is colonized, Illinoisians will be so prepared to drive around up there!

We are experts at circumventing craters, already!

We will corner the market on Uber, taxis, busses, trucks, EVERYTHING that needs drivers!

Our pay rate will increase by a million per cent, to boot!!

I thought we needed some positive pothole news, due to the fact that they ain't gonna be fixed until July!