TWELVE VIEWS? I MUST BE SLIPPING!

Sometimes I feel like I'm slipping when I only get 12 views on my blog, but then I remember that yesterday was a Monday, and folks don't feel like doing much on a Monday, even though 12 views is really low, even for a Monday. 

I'm not the kind of neurotic, insecure dude that let's 12 views get me down. If I was concerned about it, I'd be harping on it a lot, but I'm not phased in the least!

I wonder if there was some kind of computer glitch that hid all the other views from my view, and only allowed me to see 12 measly views. 

On the other hand, I've been known to offend folks frequently, and elicit minor protests from the offended parties on a regular basis. 

I just can't imagine how I ruffled the feathers of so many of my faithful readers that I only received 12 VIEWS!!

Of course, I'm not worried about it, as you can clearly see. 

Maybe there was a gigantic sun flare that not only, messed up the electronical grid, but the brains of my blog fans, who are on the edge of sanity, like me! 

12 views could be considered a national embarrassment for a blogger who is closing in on 50,000 lifetime views, like me, but I'll just let it roll off me like water off a duck's back, water under the bridge, sands through the hour glass, whisky that flows over the teeth and through the gums, look out tummy, here it comes! (where did THAT come from)

So, as I bid you ado, remember, view counts don't matter to me or I'd be going on and on about them. It's making whoever reads my simple blog a happy,  joyous soul. Even though I may shed a tear from tom to tom... when I only get a stinking TWELVE VIEWS!!!

Tom to Tom...Get it?