FUN COMPREHENSIVE QUESTIONNAIRE TODAY!
Periodically I ask my Bloggadocious 222 family to place a comment in the comments section below....and periodically, only a couple of folks do so.
I want to get to the bottom of WHY so few of you want to share your thoughts on my thought provoking blog.
So I've created a comprehensive questionnaire to see what we're doing wrong. I say, "we're," because I ain't takin' all the blame, folks!
COMPREHENSIVE QUESTIONNAIRE
1. I don't make comments because I really never read this nonsensical drivel. (kind of an oxymoron, because the definition of drivel is nonsense)
2. I don't make comments because I'm not good at making comments. (What? I'm not good at writing this blog, but I STILL DO IT! One word is just fine, friends.)
3. I don't make comments because I just don't have the time. (Really? C'mon! You have time for watching every single episode of Game Of Thrones, or a 3 hour Marvel movie, and you don't have time to say, "this blog article was full of what comes from the back side of a bull?"
4. I don't make comments because I'm Amish, and we don't have technological devices. (I'll accept that)
5. I don't make comments because I know you want me to comment, and I just want to tick you off. (I hope this ain't it)
Thanks for participating in our comprehensive questionnaire.
Please select the number that corresponds with your reason for not commenting, and place the selected number in the comments section below.
If you cannot find your reason for not commenting in the comprehensive questionnaire, make something up.
If you are one of the precious few who comment regularly...God bless you!
Disclaimer: This comprehensive questionnaire is only for purposes of understanding why vast amounts of my blog readers do not comment. Any and all answers will not be shared with the Russians, and/or the My Pillow guy. State laws do not allow us to publicly submit the results of the comprehensive questionnaire to a Grand Jury investigation or Judge Jeanine Pirro. Failure to take part in this comprehensive questionnaire will be punishable by severe cases of heavy dandruff.
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