I Ain't Dead Yet

The problem with being old and shutting down your blog for a few days is that folks think you died. Then, if they think you're dead, they don't click on to your blog anymore! 

So let me confirm that I'm not dead, by a song I wrote many moons ago. 

Here it is...

Did you listen to it? Oh, I hope you did! It was professionally recorded, with the legendary Night Bandits band backing me up, and it's pretty funny and cleverly written, in my non-humble opinion. 

Even if you did not listen to it, go ahead and listen now, to make me feel like I accomplished something today. After listening, would you kindly give me a little feedback on the song? 

I'll wait...as you listen to "Ain't Dead Yet"...whilst I listen to the Syncopated Clock song...

All righty dytee...how did you like the song? 

No...not the Syncopated Clock song! EVERYBODY likes that! I'm talking about "Ain't Dead Yet," MY original song! 

Speaking of being dead...I went to Schnucks grocery store the other day (pronounced Schnooks), and the cashier was shocked to see me, because someone told her I had died! 

I had a hard time convincing her I was still alive, because a really reliable person had told her about my death!

I'm not sure if she ever believed me, but that goes to show how powerful "fake news" can be!

Anywho...