Out Of This World Wednesday...

Glirkazoids And Asteroids

In our last exciting episode we witnessed our super special spaze scouts, Gary and Rosie, escaping the belly of the fearsome flying spaze monster with the scientific name of  philiskaptiustackadacdanipickathiseatacusallieus (aka Phil).

Phil

Gary - "What a slimy mess, Rosie! We have philiskaptiustackadacdanipickathiseatacusallieus guts all over the Silver Sausage spazeship!"

Rosie - "That's the downside of exploding a philiskaptiustackadacdanipickathiseatacusallieus from the inside out, but a quick zap from our laser phaser cleaning tool (Rosie presses a white button  on the dashboard) will eliminate that gelatinous junk in just a phark!" (a phark is half a specknik)

Gary - "Wow! That actually worked, Rosie! The Silver Sausage is as clean as a Plurillian Plunging Pool before a health code inspection..but why or we glowing?!"

Rosie - "That's the downside of zapping that gooey slime, but the upside is we won't need to turn on any lights for two daatrums!"

At that, an urgent message comes across the Urgent Message Device (U.M.D.), and it goes something like this...

Flying boulders, watch for rocks,

asteroids can knock your socks,

make corrections, change directions,

stones will 'cause deep imperfections,

in the Silver Sausage hull, 

very soon life won't be dull!

Your friend, Rhymesauce

Gary - "Hey! Whaddaya know? Good ole Rhymy sent us one of his cool rhymes, Rosie! We haven't heard from him in several millenniums of time dimensional stratos..."

Rosie - "You idiot! This is not just a poem he sent for our amusement! It's a ...

Rosie and Gary look out at the dark blackness of  spaze ahead of them and see a sea of asteroids heading for them! Or maybe the Silver Sausage is heading for the asteroids! Either way, they will soon be in some deep sheep dip! 

Gary - "Oh, my, Rosie! How will we make it to Neprotonicus 11 to take the Great Jewel of Neprotonicus 11 to Neprotonicus 12, before Neprotonicus 11 implodes, if we cannot skillfully circumnavigate through this massive asteroid field that Rhymy warned us about...a bit too late?!"

Rosie - "You moron, the warning would not have been too late if you hadn't taken the time to watch your favorite Rhymesauce video before scanning the perimeter!!"

Gary - "I LOVE it so much, Rosie! Rhymy mentions "peaceful Glirkazoids" at the end of it!"

Rosie - "Not exactly, Bozo! He ACTUALLY  mentions Glirkazoids "who come in peace!"

Gary - "Same difference, goofball!"

Rosie - "VAST difference, turrlick head!!" (a turrlick is a hideous creature from the planet of Zonatross with a gigantic head and teensy weensy brain)

Whilst our iconic spaze warriors bicker like bickerbatts (bickerbatts are creatures...never mind), the Silver Sausage spazeship whizzes into the John Astin Asteroid Belt, unnoticed by our guttural growling Glirkazoids! (Glirkazoids begin making creepy guttural sounds in even the mildest of disputes)

Rosie - "GARY!!! LOOK!!! We just whizzed into the John Astin Asteroid Belt, how will we navigate the billions of asteroids?"

Gary - "We won't NAVIGATE the billions of asteroids, numbskull...we'll CIRCUMNAVIGATE the big rocks!"

Rosie - " How can we circumnavigate the asteroids when we're already in the middle of them, dufus?! Circumnavigate means to go around them!!"

Gary - " Here I'm trying to save our Glirkazoid glutes, and you are hooked up on semantics, Rosie! CIRCUMnavigate means to zig zag through the John Astin Asteroid Belt, NOT, GO AROUND!!"

At this point, Rosie and Gary begin emitting the low, menacing, guttural sounds again, whilst the sound of rocks hitting the shiny hull of the Silver Sausage spazeship keep getting louder and louder!!! 

Rosie - "Even though I'm right about the meaning of circumnavigate, we need to do something before we get knocked around like a pinball in a pinball machine!" 

Rosie and Gary both speak at once..."We'll BLAST our way through!!! 

In half a nanu sekkond, Rosie sets the enormous emulsificator on spray (like those spray bottles that have the off/stream/spray settings, and the death dealing asteroids are totally emulsificated into smoking ash!!!

Rosie - "That worked REAL good, Gary! Did you ever notice how ofTen we get out of trouble at the last moment?"

Gary - "It's not ofTen...it's pronounced offen...the t is silent!"

Rosie - "Who told you that, butter brain?"

Gary - "It's ALWAYS been that way, stoopnagle!"

Let's leave our spaze heroes before they start growling at each other again, shall we? 

Mark your Glirkazoid Spaze Calendar for next Wednesday, so you will not miss another dynamic episode of...

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!!!